Chaos 108 Results

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Terra Skye: Hello Carnage Legion! Welcome to Chaos 108!!!

Johnny Vegas: Yeah? What's so great about it?

Ray Payne: Miss Terra did nots says anythin about it bein greats, yo.. But why is it not?

Terra Skye: Because Johnny can't be happy about anything.

Johnny Vegas: Well, that's not true. I'm happy about one thing, and one thing only. This show is no where near as long as it usually is. So I'll be out of this bitch lickety split tonight!

Ray Payne: Ya knows, ya makes a good points. Dere are quite a fews peoples takin off tonights.

Terra Skye: Well, under new management - A lot of things are going to change here in Carnage. This possibly being one of the changes.

Johnny Vegas: Why don't I get a night off? Fucks sake.

Terra Skye: You sit on your ass all night, once every two weeks. Get over yourself.

Johnny Vegas: I will NOT! Besides, it sounds like we've gotta muck around with those UGWC folks in a few weeks, huh?

Terra Skye: Yes! Carnage and UGWC agreed to a joint PPV on April 19th, and they're calling it 'Incursion'. I think seeing the two rosters together on the same show will be exciting! We just got word that the event will be made up of Champion vs. Champion matches - Like The Baltimore City Champion, The Avenger vs. UGWC's Cross-Hemisphere Champion, Centurion.

Johnny Vegas: What the fuck is a Centurion?

Terra Skye: Obviously he's the UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion.

Johnny Vegas: Wait the fuck a minute, UGWC has a Chaos title too? GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT!

Terra Skye: That's hardly gimmick infringement, considering they had theirs first. Anyway... UGWC's newly crowned World Champion, Sloane Taylor will be taking on our own World Champ, Catalina Cortes and our Tag Team champions - Team Rock Lobster will be taking on UGWC's Cooperative Champs, Incendium.

Johnny Vegas: What about OUR Chaos title?

Terra Skye: I don't know. I assume we'll find out about more matches in the coming days. But for now, that's a hell of a lineup!

Ray Payne: Dat is very excites, yo.

Boy: SEVENTY GROSSNICKLES!!!

Johnny Vegas: Jesus Christ Boy. I hope you won't be accompanying us to wherever we'll be going for this clusterfuck event.

Terra Skye: Just me and you, Johnny.

Johnny Vegas: Oh thank Go--

Terra Skye: And maybe Boy.

Johnny Vegas: OH GOD DAMNIT!

Terra Skye: Say, let's go ahead and get into tonight's episode of Chaos! Stay tuned!

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As Josh Woodrum waits for Trent Steel to come down to the ring, Ref Jeff checks him for any foreign objects. Satisfied, Jeff turns to the entrance ramp as well to await Trent.

Terra Skye: Welcome Legion to our first match of the evening!

Johnny Vegas: Trent versus some newcomer and god I’m pulling for an upset.

Boy: Upsetti spaghetti!

Suddenly, there is a ruckus in the crowd as Trent Steel runs through, hops the barrier, and pulls Woodrum out of the ring! Stunning Josh with several rights and lefts, Trent backs his opponent up to the ring post, grabs his head, and slams it hard into the metal! Ref Jeff is there instantly, but because the bell hasn’t rung, there is next to nothing he can do. Backing up, Trent gets a running start and delivers a flying knee to Josh’s face!

Terra Skye: Trent came out to fight tonight!

Ray Payne: I cannots blames him, yo.. But Mistah Woody is not da one he wunts ta beats up

Johnny Vegas: GOD DAMNIT! I have money riding on this match! Also... DAMNIT! Fucking JC.

Boy: Furious fettuccine!

Finally rolling Josh into the ring, Trent keeps his hands on Josh’s ankles while he gets up on the apron.

Terra Skye: What… What is he doing?

Johnny Vegas: This doesn’t look good for anyone, especially my wallet.

Boy: SurPRIZE!

With some work, Trent is able to weave Josh’s legs through the ropes, crossing them at the ankles and sticking a leg through Josh’s.

Terra Skye: It’s a modified version of X-Treme Prejudice! Trent’s version of a sharpshooter, but with Josh’s legs through the ropes, it looks like it’s even more painful than before!

Johnny Vegas: That’s it. I’m done with tonight.

Josh tries to tap, but since the bell still hasn’t rung, Jeff can only work on trying to pry Trent off of Josh. Satisfied with his work, Trent finally releases the hold and Ref Jeff is finally able to call for the bell.



Shrugging, Trent picks Josh up for a crucifix, spinning him around a couple times before delivering a powerbomb to Woodrum right into the turnbuckles! Trent pulls the motionless body of his opponent out of the corner and makes the cover.


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TWO!


THREE!



Kelly Carmichael: Your winner.. TRENT STEEL!!!

Terra Skye: Well, that was interesting. But more interesting is I think Trent's trying to send a message to his 'friend' who he'd paid a visit to over in UGWC recently... I wonder if he's watching.

Johnny Vegas: He'd better be, since he just cost me a lot of fucking money!

Ray Payne: Dats not very nice, yo. Mistah Trenty--

Johnny Vegas: Shut up. Less talky, more commercially.

Terra Skye: Congratulations to Trent here tonight. Let's head into a short break!

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"Vengeance" by Black Veil Brides begins playing over the PA, drawing the crowd's attention to the stage where they see Cherie Von Allen standing, holding a microphone in her hand.

Johnny Vegas: Great.. what now?

Terra Skye: I'd assume our new management has something else to tell us… But why not think the worst, huh?

Johnny Vegas: Glad you finally see it my way.

Cherie stands still for a few moments, taking in the cheers of the crowd before she finally begins making her way to the ring. Once inside, the music cuts out, leaving the crowd as the only ambient noise within the arena - that is until she raises the microphone to her mouth.

Cherie Von Allen: Good evening, Legion!

The crowd greets her once more.

Cherie Von Allen: What a time to be a fan of Carnage, huh? We've got a world class roster, we're on the cusp of one of the biggest interpromotional events the world has ever seen… and here I am tonight to bring you a bit of bad news…

Cherie bites her lip as the crowd quiets down.

Cherie Von Allen: As you've heard already, Incursion is set to be an amazing event - filled with Champion vs Champion matches, pitting UGWC's top competitors against our own… But, unfortunately, due to the injuries he sustained a few weeks ago… it seems that our Tag Team Champions will not be able to compete. Therefore, the board has decided that the number one contenders will take their place.

The crowd has a mixed reaction to the news. Von Allen nods her head.

Cherie Von Allen: I'm sure Ken Davison and Kyra Johnson will do Carnage proud.. And we wish Jonathan Willis the speediest of recoveries because Carnage isn't quite the same witho-

The lights cut out and a loud Viking horn blares through the arena speakers - once, twice, three times before the screen comes to life showing a beautiful beach with a tropical blue ocean. Paradise, if you will. The view of the beach is only impeded by the man and woman sat at center screen.

?: Greetings to everyone at Carnage Wrestling from the sunny Maldives. Of course, you know who I am, many of you have had the pleasure of my company before, but for those of you who have been living under a rock? Please allow… Actually, that’s your line dear.

?: No, no Please…You do the honours.

?: Well… If you insist. Please, allow us to introduce ourselves. We are Incendium, the UGWC Cooperative Champions. That’s tag team for those of you who are a little slow.

The woman placed a hand beside her mouth at the last bit as if it were an aside to the viewers.

?: The beauty to my left is, of course, Eden Morgan - and my name is Gabriel Baal.

Eden Morgan: I’m really sorry that we couldn’t be there in person, but when we were told that your Tag Team Champions wouldn’t be defending the company they work for? We figured it would be a complete waste of our time to be there in person.

Eden smirked.

Gabriel Baal: And when we were informed of their replacements at Incursion, being the runners-up, well… We felt disinclined to acquiesce to the request to deliver a message in person.

Eden Morgan: That means, we didn’t want to.

Another aside from Eden, this one accompanied by a malicious glint in her eyes.

Gabriel Baal: That being said, we’re nothing if not hospitable, flexible even, and so, we would like to offer the… Alternates… An opportunity to address us in person.

Gabriel smiled, but there was no warmth in the gesture.

Eden Morgan: Now, we’re fully aware that the good men and women of Carnage are only capable of working once a fortnight, so… What we would love is for Ben—

Gabriel Baal: Ken.

Eden Morgan: — and Carla—

Gabriel Baal: Kyra, dear.

Eden Morgan: Of course I knew that. Lucy’s sister. Silly me.

She rolled her eyes but it was obvious she didn’t mean it, while Gabriel didn’t bother to hide an amused smirk.

Eden Morgan: We’d love for Kyra and Ken to join us on Synergy two weeks from tonight. We would love the chance to get to know each other better… Oh! Maybe we could go on a double date.

Gabriel Baal: What?

Eden gave him a look that blatantly said ‘play along’.

Gabriel Baal: Oh… Oh yes! That sounds wonderful.

Eden Morgan: And maybe then we can talk about all the reasons that we have absolutely no concerns about wrestling the… understudies… at Incursion.

Gabriel Baal: Yes, but for them, I’m sure it will be a fantastic experience to face a real, legendary team before they return to Carnage and scramble around for the scraps of Tag Team wrestling.

The smirk hadn’t left his face.

Eden Morgan: Now, we’d love to stay and give these paying fans actual value for money, but unfortunately the sun won’t bathe in itself. See you soon, Kyra. Ken. Carnage. And I can assure you, the pleasure was all yours.

Gabriel Baal: Toodle-oo.

Gabriel gave a nod and wink before the screen went blank and the sound of the viking horn played out three more times, the lights lifting.

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Terra Skye: Well, I didn't expect to be hearing from UGWC's Cooperative champions... But before we even get into that, we do sincerely wish Jon Willis a full recovery. What happened to him was uncalled for and I hope they find whoever did it and they're brought to justice!

Ray Payne: Me too's yo.

Johnny Vegas: At first I was offended to see UGWC's people insulting us... But then I remembered who's gonna be facing them now, since Ax and Jon can't fight - And I gotta say.. Gabe and Ede are ALRIGHT in my eyes!

Terra Skye: Wow. You hate Ken and Kyra THAT much.

Johnny Vegas: Yep. Now shut up, it looks like this match is set to start.

Terra Skye: Yes, it looks like both teams are in the ring and Silent Cal has called for the bell!



Johnny Vegas: Hopefully this shit is better than the last match.

Boy: Tag me a river!

It’s Avenger starting off against Succubus as Carnage’s resident hero grabs The Pandemonium member in a side headlock and brings her down to the mat! He squeezes for extra pressure but is thwarted quickly by Incubus, who comes in to stomp on Avenger’s face! Incubus barely has time to look up as Zach is quick to come in and help out his partner, smacking Incubus across the face with a running enzuguri! Incubus stumbles backward and right into a recovered Avenger, who is on all fours! Incubus falls over backward and rolls out of the ring as Avenger stands.

Terra Skye: Action is fast and furious in this match!

Johnny Vegas: Eh. I can take it or leave it.

Boy: Vroom vroom!

Ray Payne: Well, I dink dis is been a good matches, yo. Mistah Vengy an Mistah Owy is doesn good togetha, yo.

Johnny Vegas: They've barely done anything! Christ!

Succubus also gets to her feet and tags in Incubus, who runs and flips Avenger inside out with a hard clothesline! Avenger falls flat as Incubus lays heavy stomp after stomp into Avenger’s back. Zach comes charging in, but Incubus is ready, slamming Zach back down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Zach is quick to roll out of the way and Incubus doesn’t have a chance to follow up as Avenger hops up and grabs Incubus by the neck, bringing him down with a jumping, modified, inverted DDT! Quickly following up, Avenger lands a standing moonsault on his present opponent and goes for the cover.


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TW… NO!

Incubus tosses Avenger to the side and sits up as the Baltimore Champion quickly makes a tag to Zach. Running in, The Gamechanger runs in and smacks Incubus in between the eyes with a running knee… At least he thought he did until Incubus stands with Zach’s leg in his arms. Pulling Zach with him, Incubus backs up and makes the tag to Succubus. Succubus is quick to get up on the turnbuckle and leapfrog over Incubus and land hard right on Zach’s outstretched leg! Zach yells in pain and tries to get away, only for Succubus to grab his injured leg and DDT it right into the mat!

Terra Skye: Well that could change the complexion of this match!

Ray Payne: Oh noes, yo.

Johnny Vegas: Ha! Talk about a “game changer.”

Boy: No leg to stand on…

Zach tries to get away but Succubus is too quick, grabbing Zach by his hurt leg and forcing him to his one good foot, and trying to hop away. With stunning speed still, Zach lands an enzuguri, slapping Succubus across the face with his good leg. Landing awkwardly, Zach crawls to make a tag and reaches out, only for Avenger to be pulled down at the last second by Incubus! Zach curses and gets to his feet, limping slightly and turns right into a hard slap from Succubus right across his face! Without delay, Succubus quickly takes Zach down with a jumping hurracanrana before getting up to the top turnbuckle, leaping off and landing on Zach with the Twisted Fury corkscrew moonsault! Silent Cal slides in to make the count…



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Avenger manages to create some space between him and Incubus.



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He slides into the ring and is about to leap up to make the save but is pulled out once again by Incubus, who powerbombs him right into the apron!



THREE!



Kelly Carmichael: Your Winners... INCUBUS AND SUCCUBUS!!!

Terra Skye: For their first outing as a team, I think they did well.

Johnny Vegas: Not well enough, obviously.

Ray Payne: Is not always about da wins and da losses, yo.

Johnny Vegas: Right. Then let's just give everyone a participation trophy. Hell, let's not even make em fight at all! OF COURSE ITS ABOUT WINNING! SHUT UP MORON!

Terra Skye: You're such a dick. But anyway, congrats to Pandemonium - Looks like we're getting ready for Beyond the Belle! Let's head into a commercial break!

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“She’s a Genius” by Jet rings out and Belle Silva makes her way out on stage. She smiles and waves at the forever faithful Carnage Legion. Belle makes her way down to the ring and gets in, picking up her mic, and takes her place in the ring as “The Voice of Carnage.”

Belle Silva: CARNAGE LEGION! WHAT’S GOING ON?!

The Legion roars back in response and Belle smiles.

Belle Silva: Good. I’m glad to hear it. The show so far has been good for you all?

A mix of jeers and cheers answer her back and her smile widens.

Belle Silva: Well, next up I promise that my guest this evening will send *electric* down your spines. He isn’t the most popular person after winning the Chaos Title off of Sebastian Hawke in a hard-fought ‘I Quit’ match… In his fourth match as a member of our Carnage roster. Dearest Legion, please join me in welcoming Casanova English!

The lights go dim as the eerie voice of a former member of the notorious Manson Family rings through the arena.

"Yeah, I
remember her saying:
I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm
already dead..."

The lights flicker revealing Casanova English on the stage, the Chaos Championship wrapped around his waist. The voice continues...

"You're going to get up and scream. I'm
already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
You're
going to get up and-
Burn an x in your head."

The lights turn back on as Casanova English takes a long drag off his already lit cigarette, his leather jacket hung loosely over his shoulders. He scowls at the crowd before Alex Ransom slowly walks from behind the curtains to join him - the towering man dressed in a suit.

English and Ransom look at one another and smirk before walking down the ramp slowly. English stops to blow smoke in the general direction of some fans. Ransom stops at the bottom of the ramp and straightens his suit. Ransom stomps up the steps and sits on the middle rope lowering it.

English slowly struts up the steps onto the ring apron. He steps between the ropes Ransom is holding down, and the big man follows him into the ring. English looks across the ring winking at Belle. English takes a few sharp drags off his cigarette and flicks it on the ground - Ransom stops on it, twisting his size 13 shoe. English exhales a plume of smoke away from Belle.

Belle takes a seat after exchanging pleasantries with both Casanova and Ransom and picks her mic back up.

English unstraps the championship belt and hands it to Ransom. English takes a seat beside Belle, picking up a mic of his own. Ransom steps back toward the turnbuckle, folding his arms, the Chaos Championship on his shoulder.

Belle Silva: First of all Casanova, let me congratulate you on winning the Chaos Title in your fourth match against Sebastian. Since you are still new to the roster, how are you enjoying things so far?

Casanova English: Thanks, I think you are the only person in this company to congratulate me on my win, but what should I expect. I come in here and elevate the top title so quickly… everyone is a little scared of the new kid on the roster. I’m not so sure my welcome here at Carnage has been warm, but I’m liking it so far. It’s a nice big fish in a small pond kind of feeling.

Casanova smirks, lowering the mic as the crowd boos.

Belle Silva: Well you have for sure made an impact on the roster in a short time. How does it feel to win your first title so soon into your Carnage career?

Casanova English: You put a piece of gold in front of me and I’m going to mine for it. It’s what I do Belle. It’s what makes me proficient in this business. I’ll tell you one thing. Giving me a shot at this championship.

English points toward Ransom who raises the title with one hand before putting it back down on his shoulder.

Casanova English: It’s the dumbest thing this company could have done. This title is stuck with me now. This thing is coming to the grave with me. I’ll melt it down when I win the World Championship and turn it into an additional two fucking plates. I’ve got a pretty great insurance policy named Alex Ransom who is hell-bent on getting me to the show. Tonight he is going to help me make an example of Lord Raab.

Belle Silva: You have a lot to say about the roster. Do you have any message for Sebastian Hawke, former Chaos Champion? He has a huge matchup tonight against the World Champion Catalina Cortes.

Casanova English: Tonight I’m rooting for Hawke. Think about it, Belle… If he knocks off the top dog what does that mean for me, someone who beat him so bad people were checking up on him on Twitter. See, I’m hoping Hawke doesn’t choke as he did against me. I hope he shuffles the hierarchy here, because if the throne is ripe for the taking… I’ll ensure I am next in line. Put me in the ring with Hawke and eventually I’ll make a man out of him, he just has to pray his back doesn’t break first.

Faint "Sebbie" chants start to ring out in the arena, as Belle picks the mic back up they fall silent.

Belle Silva: Do you have an ideal opponent in mind? As champion, who would you like to face next?

Casanova English: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. I need to beat Raab tonight, but once I beat the old man… I say line ‘em up, Belle. Give me everyone on the roster, organize them in by height, alphabetical... I don’t give a fuck. I welcome all challengers and to be honest, up to this point they’ve all been a bit boring.

Belle Silva: That’s one opinion I guess. So, almost in the same vein, how are you going to elevate the Chaos Title to, “the next level?”

Casanova English: Casanova English didn’t come to Carnage and win the Chaos Championship to open the PPV card every other month. I came here to show the world what real combat looks like. Each week I am not only going to prove that this championship isn’t just some entry-level job title; I am going to prove I am the best wrestler Carnage has to offer.

Belle Silva: So with that idea in mind and with the UGWC and Carnage cross-promotional event coming up at Incursion, do you have a message as Carnage’s Chaos champion to the roster at UGWC?

English snaps his fingers and Ransom walks over and drops the title over his shoulder.

Casanova English: I hope everyone on that roster heard what I just told this one. This is no entry-level championship… you put some Hardcore Champion up against me I am going to gut them on live PPV. See I want the best this sport has to offer. I want the blood and bone on my face and knuckles. I want to feel alive again. No one on this roster has been able to cut it… so maybe someone from UNICEF or whatever the hell the company is called will have someone who can measure up to my caliber… Who can put me in my place so to speak? Hell, you could make it a tag team match… Ransom here and I will go against any takers. Look at him - don’t be scared - he’s as green as green can get.

English winks at Ransom who mad dogs the camera.

Casanova English: Belle, it’s an open invitation from me to the rest of the industry. Not just the people on this roster, not just the wrestlers with UGWC… I want the best of the best to come here to Carnage. I’m tired of going to places, clearing the roster out, and turning it into a ghost town… It’s getting a little bleak in this sport. So come here, see if you have what it takes to put me in my place. To stop the preacher from ranting. The Modern-Day Messiah is rising once again…

English stands up walking toward the hard cam, he pushes the mic close to his mouth.

Casanova English: Bear witness.

English drops the microphone and walks toward Belle. English shakes her hand as he walks toward the ropes already lowered by Ransom. “Real Solution #9” blares through the arena as English walks up the ramp, Ransom following.

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Terra Skye: Well, after that interview with our current Chaos champ, we're heading into the triple threat match to find out who could be facing him or Lord Raab in the next defense of the title.

Johnny Vegas: My money's on crazy clown bitch.

Ray Payne: I dink she would nots likes ta be called dat, yo.

Johnny Vegas: ....Too bad.

Terra Skye: Ugh.

Boy: LEVERS ARE FUN!



Ragdoll, Tyler, and Hawkhurst all circle around each other. Ragdoll is the first to make a move grabbing Tyler and tossing him into the ropes. She goes for a hard style lariat, but Tyler ducks it and hits the ropes. Ragdoll drops to do a back body drop, but Tyler grabs her by the back of the head and lifts her up. He looks to be going for a hiptoss, but Hawkhurst charges forward and takes both of them out with a double clothesline to kick things off. Hawkhurst grabs Ragdoll and lifts her up by her throat one handed. Chokeslam! As Hawkhurst gets up after slamming Ragdoll he gets blindsided by Tyler with a chop block to the back of his knee. Tyler goes to grab Hawkhurst's hand to try to set up the "Hand of God" but Dorian counters by getting up charging forward to hit a sidewalk slam on Tyler. Hawkhurst gets up and looks over the mayhem he's just caused as Ragdoll sits up, she gets up in a puppet like manner...which would normally freak out any professional wrestler, but Dorian Hawkhurst has spent years with freakier behavior than this so he just runs over and hits her with a big boot to the face!

Terra Skye: Good Lord! These three are really going at it.

Ray Payne: I guesses dey wants da shots at da Chaos titles, yo.

Johnny Vegas: Or they just wanna fuck each other up.. Either or.

Boy: TRICYCLE!

Hawkhurst has slowed the pace down of the match and that is allowing his dominence. He grabs Tyler and hoists him up. He hits "Three Sheets to the Wind" on Tyler and gets back up only to see Ragdoll do her situp again. Hawkhurst laughs to himself for a moment and goes for a running clothesline, but Ragdoll leaps up and hits a diving crossbody on Hawkhurst! He hits the mat pretty hard as Ragdoll runs to the turnbuckle. She leaps to the top rope and we see Tyler charging towards Hawkhurst's downed body. SENTON BOMB AND SHOTGUN DROPKICK COMBO from Ragdoll takes both men down and get a cheer from "The Legion" because of that move! She grabs Tyler and throws him into the ropes. Stiff Spinebuster! She gets back up in her puppet like manner and then grabs Tyler again hitting a Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex! She makes a throat cut motion and we can assume she's calling to put an end to this with Tyler and is waiting for him to stand up. Running front dropkick from Hawkhurst stops those plans as Ragdoll gets hit so hard she flies under the bottom rope to the outside!

Terra Skye: I gotta say, I'm impressed with these three. And that Ragdoll... She might be a little creepy, but girl can move.

Ray Payne: I gots ta agrees dough.

Johnny Vegas: You only agree because you don't know half of what she just said.

Boy: UNICORN HOOVES!

Terra Skye: Or.. He could just agree.

Ragdoll sits up on the outside as Hawkhurts reaches down and grabs Tyler. Hawkhurst tosses Tyler into the ropes and goes for the "Getting Hammered", but Tyler dodges it. On the rebound from the ropes he kicks Hawkhurst in the gut. Jumping knee strike to Hawkhurst! Tyler rushes to the turnbuckle post and heads to the highest real estate. "Fall from Grace" to Hawkhurst! Tyler gets up and calls for "DTW", but flying shotgun dropkick from the top from Ragdoll puts a stop to that. Ragdoll picks up Tyler and kicks him in the gut. She's going for her cutter finisher, but Tyler shoves her forward into the ropes. "Hand of God"! Ragdoll's left hand is in pain, but she's laughing! Tyler wrenches it more and the laughter continues! RUNNING SPLASH FROM HAWKHURST!!! All three wrestlers are down in the ring!

Terra Skye: Holy shit! What a combination of moves!

Ray Payne: I is impresseds, yo.

Johnny Vegas: Of course you are. I'm not. DO BETTER!

Boy: FROSTIES!

Ray Payne: I dink dey is doesn good. You needs ta stops. Whoeva wins dis is gonna be a good challengers for Mistah Cassy or Mistah Rabby.

Ragdoll is the first one up, getting up creepily like a puppet. She looks between each of her fallen opponents and spies on Hawkhurst. She rushes to the turnbuckle and heads up top. She balances on the ropes and waits for Hawkhurst to get up. She leaps off...TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA! Hawkhurst rolls to the outside of the ring. Ragdoll turns just as Tyler tries to grab her left hand for "Hand of God". Kick to the gut of Tyler..."The Punchline"! Cover!


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Kelly Carmichael: Your Winner and number one Contender for the CHAOS championship.... RAGDOLL!!!!!

Terra Skye: Well there you have it! Looks like Ragdoll is next in line to face either Lord Raab or Casanova English at Chaos 109.

Ray Payne: Whoever it be, yo... Dats gunna be funs.

Johnny Vegas: Are you sure about that? I mean come on.

Terra Skye: We're not bitter old bastards like you, so yeah.. I'm sure. Now, let's go to break!

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"Another Wave" by Raphael Lake begins playing over the PA, much to the confusion of just about everyone within the Carnage Arena.

Johnny Vegas: Now who in the fuck is coming out now?!

Terra Skye: If you'd wait a damn minute, I'm sure we're all about to find out.

The UGWC World Champion, Sloane Taylor, emerges from the back, all smiles with her newly-won title draped over her shoulder, bubblegum pink hair almost blinding in the lights.

Johnny Vegas: Oh Dear God...

Terra Skye: It's Sloane Taylor, UGWC's new World Champion!

Ray Payne: She sure is pretties, yo.

Terra Skye: And it looks like she's brought company!

Johnny Vegas: For fucks sake... We just announced the matches for this damn Incursion thing... What were they just waiting to come out and... What the fuck are they doing anyway!?!?!

With her comes the former World Champion, Hide Yamazaki and his manager, Johnny Bonecrusher. And then more of the UGWC roster slip from behind the curtain. Grand Slam winner Travis Pierce and the volatile firebrand known well to Carnage, Lucy Wylde join them onstage, as well as two of the Astro Creeps, Daedalus and Kosnar who stand just a little aside from the rest, though they stare somberly out at those watching.

Sloane Taylor: Hey there everybody! You might remember me, Sloane Taylor, I was one of the ones who came into Carnage last year for the Ultraviolent Battle Royal annnnnnnd then on to the Ultraviolent Match with Kyra Johnson and Mitaxia, but in case you don’t remember me… hi. I’m the UGWC World Champion.

She grinned out at the crowd, a hand on the belt on her shoulder.

Sloane Taylor: And these guys with me? Well, we’re sort of the welcoming party before we get into Incursion—

Johnny Bonecrusher: WELCOMING party, is it? Need I remind you, ALL OF YOU—

Sloane blinked at Johnny as he stood on the stage with the mic she hadn’t realized he even had, the manager spinning to address the UGWC crew.

Johnny Bonecrusher: — that I tried to start something with these people at the end of last year and you largely ignored me?! Didn’t I tell you? DIDN’T I?!

Sloane Taylor: Umm… Johnny… wow, this is awkward… Johnny, this is supposed to be a friendly thing. It’s just sportsmanlike competition, that’s what it is—

Johnny Bonecrusher: Oh yeah, sportsmanlike competition, that’s all— DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID TO JC?!

Sloane looked out at the crowd and then around them.

Sloane Taylor: I kinda think that was personal though, between him and Trent. Just… let’s be nice, okay?

Johnny grumbled under his breath, finally nodding begrudgingly after both Hide and Sloane fixed him with steady, expectant looks. Pierce started to steal the mic from Johnny, stopped by an elbow in the ribs from Lucy Wylde. He scowled over at her while she rolled her eyes.

Sloane Taylor: As I was saying— we’re the UGWC welcoming party for Incursion, and I hope some or even all of you will join us on one or maybe even both of the upcoming Synergy’s we have before the big day. I can’t wait to meet up with you guys and see what each and every one of you has to offer and how we can work together to make this an amazing event.

There are some nods from those with her, some eye rolls, and some who look like they’re choking on what she’s saying (Johnny).

Sloane Taylor: And Catalina Cortes… I look forward to what the two of us can do in that ring together. Let’s make this memorable! Thank you for having us and we hope to see you soon!

Johnny started to raise the mic again, but between Sloane and Hide, they managed to convince him not to utterly destroy her speech that was meant as an olive branch. None of them noticed Travis Pierce plucking the mic away. He tapped it a few times, sending a sharp wave of feedback through the audience, everyone recoiling and groaning. It’s guaranteed a few people ripped off headsets in the back.

Pierce smirked.

Travis Pierce: While I appreciate what our World Champion had to say on our behalf, understand that she’s still young, shiny, and terribly naive. Let me be clear— UGWC welcomes Carnage Wrestling for Incursion, but more than that, we welcome you to show you, in so many ways, why we’re just better.

Sloane sighed in exasperation.

Sloane Taylor: Travis! You can’t say that!

Pierce grinned and winked at her as much as the audience.

Travis Pierce: It’s not my fault that the truth… hurts—

He barely got it out before Sloane’s hand covered the mic. She shook her head at him, Pierce nodding at her, the crowd around them flashing a mixed reaction to the words from UGWC.

Sloane Taylor: Right, anyway, can’t wait to see everyone at or before Incursion. Bye!

Sloane said it all very hurriedly before taking Pierce’s mic and tossing it to one of the Carnage crew, quickly trying to get backstage with the rest of the UGWC roster in attendance, hoping that no one else would step up with a mic.

It was blessedly silent.

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Johnny Vegas: Just who in the fuck do these FUCKS think they are?! You don't see us crashing their party!

Terra Skye: Well, something tells me that might be happening soon.

Johnny Vegas: GOOD! I WANNA COME. Catch their shit on fire.

Ray Payne: Well dat does not seems like a goods idea, yo.

Johnny Vegas: You're right, it's a FANTASTIC idea!

Terra Skye: Well, speaking of Sloane's opponent in a few weeks time at Incursion - She's here and set to go up against our former Chaos Champion, Sebastian Hawke.

Johnny Vegas: LESS TALKING MORE FIGHTING!



The World Champion squares off against her challenger with an intense staredown. Both wrestlers let the fans get anxious with anticipation for one moment before...They start hauling off on each other with rights and lefts! Cat gets the advantage first by ducking a right fist from Seb, and hitting him with an armdrag takedown. Cat picks up Seb and tosses him into the ropes. Tornado DDT! Cat quickly heads to the top rope and hits a somersault legdrop to Seb and then rushes to the ropes. Springboard moonsault from the second rope! She picks up Seb and quickly hits a "Blaze Kick"! Cat goes for a cover and Seb puts his foot on the ropes before the referee, Silent Cal, can even get a one count.

Terra Skye: I know I expected some quick paced action, but this is exceeding my expectations!

Ray Payne: Miss Catty is in controls right nows, excepts dat Mistah Sebby gotted his foots on da ropes.

Johnny Vegas: Yeah, yeah... Give her time.

Terra Skye: I think she's got a chance. She always does, but Sebastian is always a threat. And tonight, he wants to prove himself against the world champ.

Cat picks up Seb and tosses him into the ropes. She goes for a hurricanrana, but Seb catches Cat and slams her down in a makeshift powerbomb! Seb also falls over from the abuse for a moment, down to one knee as Cat holds her back from the shot. He picks up Cat and quickly hits a spinning neckbreaker to the canvas! He waits for Cat to set up and suddenly Seb runs up and hits a snapmare from behind to Cat! Picking up Cat, Seb tosses her into the ropes, and takes her down with a running knee to the face! Seb rushes to the turnbuckle and heads up to the top. Springboard top rope moonsault! Seb quickly gets up and rushes to the ropes and bounces off for a rebound and hits a double leg dropkick to the face of the World Champion sending her to the outside of the ring! Seb waits for Cat to start to get up, by pulling herself up by the barricade, and runs to the opposite side of the ring. Sprinboard Suicide Dive off the top rope into Cat!

Terra Skye: Sebastian is running around like a flash of lightening, holy shit!

Boy: RIGHTEOUS MALIGNANCY!

Johnny Vegas: Sure, he's doing some shit out there, but if she catches him off guard - It could be all over for him.

Ray Payne: Dats true, yo.. but none of dat will matters if dey both get counted outs.


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Seb tosses Cat back into the ring and when he gets back into the ring drops a knee to the throat of Cat! He picks up Cat and tosses her into the ropes and hits a cross body block sending Cat down to the mat. Seb gets up and stands in the corner. He waits. He stalks. Cat gets up and pulls herself up by the ropes. Seb goes for his superkick, "10k Volt Thunderbolt", but Cat grabs his leg and hits a spinning leg takedown sending Seb down to the mat! Cat and Seb get up at the same time and Seb grabs Cat's arm and whips her to the corner! Cat responds by hitting Seb with a elbow to the face. Cat goes up top and grabs Seb by the throat. Flipping neckbreaker from Cat to Seb! Cat rushes to the ropes and baseball slides Seb in the face sending him to the outside. Cat rushes to the ropes and leaps off..."Cata-Rana"!! Cat quickly grabs Seb and tosses him under the ropes back into the ring! Seb starts crawling in the ring to one of the corners. Cat gets into the ring and goes to grab Seb, but she gets hit with a drop toe hold into the turnbuckle post!

Terra Skye: Damn!

Ray Payne: Dat wuz quick dinking, yo by Mistah Sebby.

Johnny Vegas: It ain't over yet.

Boy: IGNORANT JIBES!

Johnny Vegas: Yeah, that. Sure.

Seb picks up Cat and slams her head into the top turnbuckle post. Once. Twice. Three. Four. Five. Six times and finally Seb lets her fall to the mat. Springboard three sixty elbow to the chest of Cat! Seb grabs Cat and tosses her into the ropes. Cat runs back and is met with a 10K Volt Thunderbolt Superkick right under the chin! Cat staggers and drops to a knee as Sebastian runs the opposite ropes and comes back with a running knee right to the side of Cat’s head! Cat goes down hard and Seb comes to a rest in the closest corner. He pauses for just a split second before hopping up to the top rope.

With the briefest moment of hesitation, Sebastian hops off and lands on Catalina with a shooting star press, The Divebomb! Silent Cal slides in to make the count! NO! Cat reverses the momentum and rolls Sebastian up with an inside cradle!

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Kelly Carmichael: Your winner... CATALINA CORTES!!!

Terra Skye: Cat just got that win by the skin of her teeth!

Ray Payne: Mistah Sebby had her dere, I gots ta gives it to him.

Johnny Vegas: WAHOOO!!!

Terra Skye: Damn, John - Tell me how you really feel.

Johnny Vegas: Listen, kids got skill. No doubt but I'm just a fan of our world champ. What can I say?

Ray Payne: Dey both is great competitors, yo.

Terra Skye: No doubt about it. Sebastian came out of here tonight with a legitimate bid for that world title in the future with his performance here tonight. Nothing to be ashamed of. But let's head into another short break before tonight's main event!

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There is barely a chance for The Legion to settle as “Send Me An Angel” by Zeromancer rings out and “The Conscience of Carnage” Zephyr Quinn comes out, mic in hand and a somber look on her face. She signals for the music to fade to nothing and gets her wish as she takes a stance in the center of the stage.

“There’s a lot in life that can be taken for granted. Having money and losing it, friends, and family just to name a few things…” She pauses before continuing. “I’ve learned a lot about relationships and family since rejoining the human race as Zephyr and turning my back on the monster known as ZQ. Family… Family is one thing that I’ve learned that is important. It doesn’t have to be blood family either Legion, oh no. Everyone has at least one person in their life, not in their immediate family, and maybe they only just met, but there’s that instant connection. That feeling that you’d do anything to make sure they aren’t hurt. You grow in this connection, you become close; like family.”

She pauses again as she wipes a speck of dust from her eye. Yes, dust. “Jon Willis… He’s a guy that reached out to anyone and everyone to try and make as many of these connections as possible. So many people were touched by him and right before the turn of the new year, he came out with possibly the biggest secrets anyone could tell anyone, including family. The fact that he is a gay man. After that, so many people came to him and told him that no matter what, they would have his back.” She stops as rage bubbles up in her throat. “Then… Several weeks ago he was brutally attacked with a tire iron of all things. Not pretend. Not rehearsed. Nothing held back. Whoever attacked him had nothing but hate and rage in their heart and, Legion, do you know what happened next?” She waits as if for an answer before continuing. “Fucking nothing. Not a peep from any of the people who claimed to want to protect him. No one checking in on him except his immediate family, and still, no word on WHO attacked that man.”

She starts to pace, aggravated. “Conscience or not, I will do EVERYTHING in my power to make sure that the coward that did this isn’t only caught and unmasked, but they will be LUCKY if the cops get ahold of him first. Whoever did this better PRAY that the cops catch him first because if it isn’t them and it isn’t Silvio, it’s going to be fucking me. And I promise you Carnage, Legion, and everyone in the back; if you thought anything and everything up until this point was violent? You haven’t seen ANYTHING yet.” She stops and stalks over to the closest camera. “Now that that’s out of the way, let me address every one of you people in the back that claim to have wanted to protect Jon no matter what and have run to different feds. Focused on title shots, or whatever else might have been happening. This is real and one of our own was beaten to within an inch of his life. This is my call to arms as this company’s conscience. Do better Carnage. Where’s the outrage?! Where is the angry mob with pitchforks and torches demanding answers? DO BETTER CARNAGE. WE are better than standing by in silence with our collective thumbs up our collective ass. You want answers, it’s time we demand them. WHERE THE FUCK IS ANYONE?!” Her body starts to shake as Belle comes out slowly behind her, laying a gentle hand on her shoulder and pulling her gently away from the camera. Zephyr jumps at the touch and shrugs it off, heading to the back as Belle is left alone on the stage. She looks at the camera after staring after Zephyr and only says two words before heading to the back.

“Do better.”

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Terra Skye: We just heard from Zephyr Quinn, and I gotta say... Everything she said was right on.

Ray Payne: Whut happened ta Mistah Willy was terrible, yo... An I gots ta agrees wif Miss Zeppy. Everyone gots ta do betta.

Johnny Vegas: Isn't that the way it always is. Such is the world these days, unfortunately.

Terra Skye: Unfortunately, you're right too, Johnny. We've all got a lot of looking in the mirror to do. But it looks like Raab and Casanova are in the ring, ready to get this title match going.



Lord Raab towers over Casanova English as the referee, White Rey, holds up the Chaos Title and hands it to the attendant. Cas rushes forward and decks Raab in the face. Raab responds by grabbing Cas by the throat and just chucks him back into the ropes. Cas, putting the breaks on by grabbing the ropes and not bouncing forward, stares at Lord Raab who just motions for the current "Chaos Champion" to come on. Cas responds in kind, by walking right up to Raab and shoving him. Raab returns the gesture sending Cas, ass over tea kettle, down to the mat! Cas gets up and glares at Raab who simpling gestures for Cas to come on. Cas responds with charging forward and Raab hitting a back body drop onto Cas and the "Chaos Champion" goes down on the mat hard! Raab drops a knee down onto Cas' head as quick as he can, and then grabs Cas by the head to lift him up. Release German Suplex! Cas rolls out of the ring to catch a breather, but gets grabbed by the top of his head and pulled back into the ring. He grabs Cas into a bear hug and holds onto him!

Johnny Vegas: Raab is a murder machine.

Terra Skye: Sure, Lord Raab is a beast. Casanova has his work cut out for him - There's no doubt about it.

Ray Payne: Mistah Cassy prolly should nots instigate nothin with Mistah Rabby.

Terra Skye: And that's true too, Ray.

Raab finally has enough of choking the ribs of Cas and drops him with a bodyslam! Raab reaches down and goes for "The Chokeinator". As he lifts up Cas for the chokeslam Cas kicks Raab in the chin and then grabs onto the arm for an armdrag takedown. Keeping a hold of the arm Cas latches onto Raab in a crossface! Raab, having the much larger frame, crawls his way towards the ropes and grabs the bottom on. White Rey tells Cas to let him go, which Cas does...after a five count. Cas gets up and runs towards the opposing ropes and comes back with a punt kick to the side of Raab's head! Cas rushes for a Lionsault onto Raab and then kips up! He picks up Raab and quickly hits an inverted DDT on him. Cas picks up Raab and puts him into a dragon sleeper trying to wear down the neck of the bigger man. After a while Cas converts the dragon sleeper into a swinging neckbreaker! Cas decides to head up top and go for a flying head butt to Lord Raab! Cover...


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Ray Payne: Mistah Cassy is doesing a good jobs of comin backs, but he gots ta stays on Mistah Rabby if he wants ta keeps his belts, yo.

Terra Skye: Which he's not doing...

Cas starts arguing with White Rey who gets right back in his face telling him it was a two count...Cas turns away frustrated and runs right into "The Chokinator"! CHOKESLAM! Raab grabs Cas and goes for a powerbomb, but Cas reverses it with a Hurricanrana! Both men are down for a moment as Raab is the first to sit up. Cas starts to crawl to the corner as the big man goes to grab him. Drop Toe Hold into the turnbuckle by Cas to Raab! Cas gets behind Raab and locks in a choke hold and wraps his legs around Raab's midsection. Raab, instead of reaching for the ropes instead stands up and gets to the center of the ring and drops onto his back! Both men are down for a moment...

Boy: DROPPING THE BOMB!

Terra Skye: Cas is using his smaller stature to his advantage - We'll see if that does the trick. It just might.

Johnny Vegas: Crazier things have happened around here.

Raab gets up first and grabs Cas by the throat, attempting to go for "The Chokinator" again, but Cas kicks Raab in the face again and sends him back into the ropes. Kick to the gut of Raab..."English Lesson"!! Center of the ring. Cas picks up Raab and hits "Silence of the Lamb"!! He's got the hold locked in. Raab, starts to inch his way to the ropes, but Cas is struggling to keep him in the center of the ring and is pulling back on the larger man. Raab reaches for the ropes and his arm falls. White Rey does a check to see if he's out...


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Kelly Carmichael: The winner of this bout by knock out...and STILL CARNAGE CHAOS CHAMPION!!! CASANOVA ENGLISH!!!

Terra Skye: Well I'll be damned..

Ray Payne: Mistah Cassy did it, yo. Mistah Rabby might has hads him there for--

Johnny Vegas: But he didn't. And now Mr. Casanova should be watching out around every corner since you know, murder and all.

Boy: TRISKETS!

Terra Skye: Well, you just have a way with words, Johnny. Lord Raab might have fallen short here tonight, but he's showing himself to be a force to be reckoned with.

Johnny Vegas: Of course he is.

Terra Skye: Well, congratulations to Casanova on defending his Chaos Championship - and I look forward to watching him and Ragdoll go at it for that belt after Incursion! Speaking of... We'll see you in a few weeks! Signing off!

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Thank you to everyone who helped me out with this show!