Post by Zack Tyler on Jan 29, 2021 19:19:21 GMT -5
In his first match since joining Carnage Wrestling, Zack Tyler is booked in his first match and that happens on Chaos 105. His match isn’t a Singles match like some would think a debut would be, no, he has to share his experience with William Keen in the opening match. Now I’ll get to the opponents later but being in a tag match, there’s a lot of variables when it comes to these matches. It’s a match that relies on chemistry and trust. If you trust your tag partner then the chemistry that happens in the ring is sure to be there. If you don’t have trust, well, then you have what they call in the business Rocker Rust. You remember them right? Michael something Bottom and that other guy, Fredrick Oats? No, it was something like Marty something. Anyway, you either have chemistry or you don’t. But the problem with a tag team is that if you’re not used to being a tag team, you’re always trying to get the better-up on what your partner does. Sure, you’re both in to win, but you’re also a competitor first.
So while Zack and William have some strategy to go over, let’s get to the opponents that they’ll be facing at Chaos 105. Two masked men so already we’re facing Covid Safe #1 and #2. I don’t care who you know or who you rub shoulders with but what’s with the names? Violent Mist? Is that a bad cologne or a perfume and that’s why you wear a mask? And your partner, Macho Libre? I think I saw this one. You’re the guy that did those bad stunts for Jack Black in that Mexican wrestling movie, right? What am I doing? I shouldn’t say anything bad about you. No, I should turn it over to one of the guys that you’re going to be facing and that guy is Zack Tyler, so Mr. Tyler, the honor is yours.
Thank you Mr. Narrator. Let’s sit down here and let me open this book and read to you a little story. This story [he opens the book in his hands] is called Dos mexicanos se encuentran con su destino (Two Mexicans Meet Their Fate). Now this book is in Spanish and I don’t speak Spanish so I’m going to translate this so you can understand. Let’s turn the page and begin. [Zack turns the page to show a picture of the first match of the Chaos 105 card]. I thought this was a Spanish book but I don’t see any words. I guess it’s a picture book? Okay, well, I guess Violent Mist and Macho Libre will be able to understand this then. I guess we make up the words? [He flips through the pages in the book]. There’s not much to this. [He closes the book and tosses it on the floor].
I guess that’s an omen to what this match will be, short and over quickly. Now don’t get me wrong, with a name like Violent Mist, I’m sure you can still get back to JC Dollar (non actual name brand because of trademark laws) in time to get your employee hours for working the perfume counter for the rest of the day. Is that how you got your name? You looked over on the shelf and saw maybe saw something with the name Violence in it and then you thought about that Mist perfume and decided to call yourself that? Why didn't you just come out with your uniform that has your little name tag because when this match is done, they'll be able to read it and identify who you are. But I thought you might’ve been a Luchador that carried around some type of Febreze and you violently sprayed like you’re a germaphobe or something. If I didn’t see you were Mexican, I would’ve thought you were some kid who used some wrestling name generator and this is what you came up with but you are Mexican so maybe it's because you drunk the water? I'm just wondering. I'm just wondering how you came up with the name and then we get to your partner. I believe the narrator touched on it but I think I own that movie. Well, not your bootleg version but tell me something, do you think when we’re done, I can get you to sign my DVD? Wait..wait no, sorry, I have to remember that the movie actor actually has talent. You, well, let's face it you’re an independent contractor so you make what? Below minimum wage? Maybe you can get hired where your partner works.
So now it's time for your second job. Don't worry, you'll have three before the night is done because you'll job to us as well and that's the just way it is. It's not because you're not good but let's face it....you're really not good. You're a joke of a team that thinks just because Mexican wrestlers get praised and recognized for who they are, you think you can just put on a mask and think you're one of them? Isn't that something like the military calls Stolen Valor? Maybe it's okay to look up to people like Tiger Mask, The Great Muta, Rey Mysterio, and other masked Mexican wrestlers but to actually call yourselves Violent J and Soapy Bob? Are you looking to strike back or are you going to stand outside a gas station and hope that someone recognizes you as that team that is in that wrestling company?
Now as we're supposed to have a tag team match to start Chaos, it's fitting that chaos is exactly what's going to happen. So forget the rules and you come to the ring for a fight because that's exactly what's going to happen. Now yeah the rules say that everyone has to wear a mask that's going to be in the building and it's good that you come prepared. So I’m guessing you'll be able to wrestle since management did say that you have to wear a mask, but are you seriously that ugly to always have to wear yours? I know Halloween is once a year but I think it’s time you change your calendar. I have mine and maybe since this might be the new trend going, I'll get the seamstress to make me some new merch. Now I don’t want to catch some Mexican virus. Since we don’t understand Spanish, I wonder if we’ll be able to understand it when you’re screaming in pain and begging us to stop the intense and excruciating pain that we’re going to put you both through. I mean, I don’t think we’ll be able to tell so hope the referee knows some. I guess that just means that until we see your broken and battered and oh yes, very bruised bodies and everybody screaming at us, I think that’ll be the time we stop. And because you know we’re in Baltimore and well, they do love a good fight. [Zack smiles]. And let’s face it, I love to fight. It’s going to be our pleasure kicking around two cabrones (translation: bastards). So I’m guessing story time is over? Guess that’s what you get for ordering books from that entertainment company that sounds like you’re having fun (Weeee). I think there’s another “W” in there somewhere with less “E’s” or something but their movies are okay, even if it is that straight to DVD stuff they do.
Now that I think of it, maybe you should go work for them. You know they do like crazy characters that don't really mean anything and that do nothing but they have to have a body...oh sorry, guess you're out on that one. Don't worry though, I'm sure you could be a great comedy relief spot here at CW. The only difference is that we don't play games and we're not here to laugh at some old outdone 80's jokes with crotch shots or dressing up as someone else talking about some promo they did that was supposed to be sentimental but you try to piss on it. You two spot monkeys can do something and that's first get yourselves a new name and not just your team but a new gimmick. Whoever you went to and they agreed on signing you should turn in their license. I'm shocked that Carnage Wrestling hired you but they obviously needed a laugh.
But what can you do? I don't write the checks and I don't make the calls but speaking of calls, Zack picks up his cell phone next to his food (a sub that he picked up from the catering area he got when he entered the building) that is on top of his suitcase and looks through the phone messages. Where is William? He looks at the cameraman. When you get done here, go talk to William and he'll give you his words but this will be my first tag match and yeah, I'm excited for it. I'm just waiting to get out there and show this company why they hired me and why I deserve to be here. So when it's all said and done after tonight, I'm going to show everyone exactly who I am and what I'm capable of.
Maybe it was because Zack is new to the company that he is placed in the first match of the night, but the first match always sets the tone for the rest of the night. What will that tone be? What a way to kick off the night with a tag match that will mean action will be intense for the viewing audience and those in the arena. Now those in the arena, they've had the pre-screening or private viewing of Dark Matches that take place. Zack, he's had his Dark Match and those who do attend the shows, they're hardcore Carnage Wrestling fans so a few of them travel around following the company showing their loyalty. But when it comes to loyalty, Zack knows first hand what that is because he has been loyal to his cause since he started learning.
{Countdown To Chaos} Here we are just minutes until the lights and cameras are ready to present Chaos episode 105. Zack has the butterflies and not because it's his first time stepping into the ring, but because it's his first live show with Carnage Wrestling and competing on an actual live Chaos. Sure, he's seen the show and knows the magnitude behind it, but to actually be booked and about to step out into the spotlight that is the conglomerate machine is an overwhelming feeling. Standing backstage behind the curtain that leads into the arena, it's like those opening Eminem lyrics, "knees weak arms are heavy". But once his music hits and feeling the energy in the building, all that goes away and it's another day at the office for Zack as he finds his groove. But just before his debut in his tag match, a live camera (probably an Exclusive camera) stopped Zack just before he was to step out into the arena, to get his last minute thoughts.
{CW Exclusive} Turning to face the camera,Zack points into the camera and directs his message to his opponents. The video also airs on the large production screen in the arena of Zack speaking.
"Tonight on Chaos will be just that...chaos". The sold out crowd inside the arena begin wildly cheering. "I know tonight it's a street fight but you better be ready for a fight because you don't know what you're in for but you're not ready for this".