HAVOC 04 RESULTS

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Not much for wasting time in the new year, the match kicks off with both Axton Gunn and Dominick Strife already in the ring sans entrances. Sebastian Hawke, who is wearing a referee t-shirt, appears both anxious and unexcited for the Entourage trainwreck that's about to follow. Fellow CW Tag Champion Jon Willis is here to support Axton at ringside. If for nothing other than to get this over with, Special Guest Referee Hawke calls for the opening bell.

DING DING

Gunn and Strife waste no time closing the distance between their corners. The action starts quicker than a street racer in a Fast & Furious movie. Technical and chain wrestling are out the window and instead have been replaced by closed fists and snapping kicks. Both competitors seem fueled by the anger that they brought with them. Ref Hawke issues warnings right and left to keep this contest from turning into a pier six brawl. Axton takes the upper hand using the Paparazzi Dodge to force a dropkick miss from Strife. A running knee strike puts Dom down but it's not enough to garner a three count, so the match continues.

Terra Skye: Neither of these two men, these former friends, are pulling any punches here tonight.

Johnny Vegas: Why should they?

Terra Skye: This match was ordered in by the Carnage President Christopher St. James, overriding Havoc's General Manager Ray Payne. You can tell it's the big boss's handiwork when it reeks of backstage politics and manipulation.

Johnny Vegas: Hahaha. CSJ has a design, a grand-master plan if you will. The Entourage sucked and there is at least one talented member of that group that deserves better. So CSJ is fixing it much like he fixes everything that's wrong with Carnage.

Terra Skye: Ugh. If he was really fixing what was wrong with Carnage he'd resign.

Johnny Vegas: Quiet, dumbass, before he fixes you.

Axton goes to work focusing on the head of Dom. He utilizes a double-arm ddt to another two count. Sebastian checks to make sure that Strife is okay to continue but under no circumstances does it seem like Dom is about to give Axton the satisfaction of quitting out on this contest. Axton adds a bit of flare utilizing kip ups between moves and showing off that he's the superior fighter. Gunn hits a superman punch that knocks Strife down and places him in position for the double-hop moonsault that he calls the Encore, but Strife's valet Isla Burke comes running down from the entrance ramp to cause just enough distraction to by Dom the moment that he needs to roll out of the way before impact.

Terra Skye: I was wondering where she was... seems kind of odd that she'd just show up right when Axton was about to seal the match away.

Johnny Vegas: Hey, if they planned this in advance, then good for them. And don't give me that bullshit that it's unfair, rockstar boy has Mr. half-painted out here with him.

Boy: By the power of acrylic!

Terra Skye: I don't like the direction that Strife's career and his decisions are headed. This isn't the first time that we've seen him try to take shortcuts.

Johnny Vegas: Screw that. Winning is winning. My boy Dom's tired of losing, and he's proving that he's willing to do what has to be done.

By the time Isla makes it down to ringside, Ref Hawke has to take time aside from the competitors to make sure that another brawl doesn't start on the floor. Jonathan Willis has a few choice words for Isla Burke and now they're getting heated. Dominick rolls himself out of the ring and clobbers Willis from behind with a running forearm strike. Strife has no time to react, however, when a loud yell is followed by Axton Gunn coming flying over the ropes with a big suicide dive. Axton is furious as he pulls Dom back to his feet and rams him face-first into every hard object at ringside. It isn't until Hawke insists that Gunn even considers sending Dominick back into the ring. After he does, the barrage of punches, kicks, stomps, and elbow strikes continues until Hawke has to physically pull Axton off of Strife.

Terra Skye: Axton Gunn is making it known that you do not put hands on Jon Willis!

Johnny Vegas: Willis was about to attack Dom's fine little number, so he got what he deserved in my book.

Terra Skye: No, he wasn't! I seriously doubt that Willis had any intention of laying a finger on Isla, who is not a competitor.

Johnny Vegas: That's not the way I saw it, and maybe that's not how Dom saw it, either. Plus, Willis is a competitor, who had no business being out here to begin with.

Terra Skye: I literally can't with you.

Gunn is still so upset over the attack that he fights Sebastian for the ability to get back to kicking Dom's ass, which Hawke clearly does not want. No matter how hard Axton fights, Sebastian is able to hold on until Axton shoves Hawke away. In that moment, the two men are face to face wondering just how it got this far until Dominick Strife comes in from the side and catches Axton Gunn with a surprise superkick to the side of the head! Gunn drops down to the mat with his hands covering his left eye. Strife hooks the leg and Hawke counts the three to end the match.

DING DING DING

Kelly Carmichael: The winner of the match, Dominick Strife!

But there are no winners it seems. Jon Willis slides into the ring to check on Axton, causing Dom to roll out into the waiting arms of Isla. Hawke stands in the middle, hesitating at first as he looks down at Dom before going to go check on Ax himself. After a few moments, Hawke calls for the trainers to come down to the ring as Ax seems to be favoring the eye heavily. They rush past Strife who does have a look of genuine concern on his face. Strife struggles to hold his head up high as the limited fans in attendance boo him all the way to the back. When Gunn sits up, the fans give him a cheer. He is helped to the back.

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DING DING

The match starts of with Jason going over to shake Casanova's hand and he gets decked in the face for his trouble. Jason stumbles back as Casanova runs behind him and slaps on a german suplex. He connects! He doesn't go for the bridge pin, but instead runs to the ropes. Lionsault from Casanova to Jason followed quickly by Casanova heading to the top rope and hitting a diving headbutt on the lobster man.

Terra Skye: Casanova English is barely giving Jason a chance to breath before hitting him with a variety of offense.

Johnny Vegas: It's called being smart...I know...rarely happens here.

Biff Garrison: This young fellow does seem to be quite the most moral person on your roster I have seen so far.

Johnny Vegas: What's a moral?

Boy: An Eel!

Cutting back to ringside on everyone looking at Boy wondering how that came up we see English has slapped Jason into a inverted DDT and hits it quickly. He waits for a moment for Jason to get back to his feet, the whole while taunting 'The Legion'. When Jason gets up Casanova springs into action hitting a "English Lesson" on Jason! After hitting the fameasser Casanova calls for the end of this match and hits "Silence of the Lamb!" Jason taps immediately causing Silent Cal to call for the bell!

DING DING

Kelly Carmicheal: Here is your winner by submission...Casanova English!

Casanova isn't letting go. Silent Cal tries to pull Casanova off of Jason, but Casanova won't let go until Jason passes out from the triangle choke variation. Casanova gets up and makes his way to the closest camera. He smiles as mouths out. "It's about the message!"

Terra Skye: An impressive first showing by Cassanova English on the first Havoc of Twenty Twenty One!

Johnny Vegas: And he's sending a message to the locker room to it seems. Another wrestler with a message...maybe his will actually stick.

Biff Garrison: Is that normal for people to continue to hold onto submissions after they done submitted?

Johnny Vegas: In most places you gotta pay extra for that...and have a safe word.

Boy: Flugelhorn!

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Terra Skye: Well so far...so good.

Johnny Vegas: Don't jinx this...please...don't...

Suddenly we see The Avenger bound down to take the stand.

Terra Skye: Oh no.

Johnny Vegas: Hero to zero...yup.

Biff Garrison: And you are?

The Avenger: Oh that's silly. You know me. I'm the Avenger! Champion of the Multiverse and savior of Christmas!

Biff Garrison: Okkkayyy...Mr...Venger. Are you here to convince me about the good intentions of this program?

The Avenger: Heck no! This place hires cults and vampires!

The Avenger then appears to be embarrassed.

The Avenger: Sorry for the harsh language, Your Honorness.

Johnny facepalms as Terra sighs. Biff Garrison looks at the two announcers.

Biff Garrison: Again with the cults?! And Vampires? What kind of degenerate organization are you people running here. And son, what the hell are you wearing?

Johnny Vegas: He's wearing protection sir...from ever getting laid or invited to parties.

Terra Skye: Shut up Johnny!

The Avenger: This is my crime fighting outfit!

Biff Garrison: Son, you look like a reject from Party City in that getup. If I didn't know any better you're gonna tell me you think you're a superhero.

The Avenger: Um, I am? I saved the multiverse and Christmas! I met Santa Claus! It's all right here in my adventures!

Avenger pulls out copies of his comic books and passes them over.

Biff Garrison: Is a prerequisite for working at this place some form of mental defect?

Johnny Vegas: ...Is it?

Terra Skye: Shut up Johnny!

Biff Garrison: Okay. Can you prove any of this Mr. Venger?

The Avenger: Um yeah. The comic books. Come on, man! Those are quality reads! Also there's a fat version of me from another universe back at the motel.

Biff Garrison: What you do on your personal time with you and your fellow...umm...what are they called...Furries is your business. Thank you for your "testimony" Mr. Venger.

Johnny Vegas: He thinks this cosplayer is a furry...

Terra Skye: Apparently...

Johnny Vegas: I'm not gonna correct him.

The Avenger: No prob, Biff! I'll just make like a tree and get out of here!

The Avenger then leaps into the air and runs off, billowing his cape behind him.

Terra Skye: Mr. Garrison I...

Biff Garrison: Don't. Just don't. It's obvious that he is not the most stable person...

Johnny Vegas: Oh good...

Biff Garrison: But vampires?! Do you know how many biohazard regulations blood handling you've probably broken?!

Johnny Vegas: So should I go ahead and put my resume on Godaddy?

Terra Skye: Might not be a bad idea...

Boy: I GOT THAT REFERENCE!

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As the two tag teams are ready in the ring the roster from the locker room pours out to be the lumberjacks for this asigned main event. The two tag teams stare down each other as the main even referee, Hawkersby , goes over the rules. He signals to Boy for the bell to ring as Zach Van Owen and Incubus are starting things out.

DING DING

With that Zach and Incubus lock up with Zach getting pushed back off from Incubus. Incubus flexes for a moment and poses for 'The Legion' as Zach looks for a moment and flips off Incubus. Incubus doesn't take kindly to that and charges forward going for a clothesline on Zach. Zach backs away and grabs the top rope. Incubus ends up not stopping in time and gets an assisted drop over the top rope by Zach as Incubus lands outside of the ring and the lumberjacks start taking liberties with him. Mitch "The Broken" Heart drops a knee to the back of Incubus' head and Trent Steel quickly picks up Incubus, slaps in across the face and tosses him back into the ring just as Arkhan started to walk over to him. The two brawling type fighters start a insult contest with Arkhan daring him to come on as we cut back to the in ring action. Incubus shakes out the cobwebs as Zach rushes forward and hits a jumping neckbreaker! He grabs Incubus and tosses him into the ropes. Bounce back. Zach hits a tilt a whirl headscissors on Incubus sending him down to the mat hard. Zach quickly grabs Incubus and irish whips him, chest first, into the turnbuckle post. Incubus stops himself and see's Zach coming full speed at him. Incubus drops, and using his shoulder, drops Zach over the ropes and into the waiting arms of Arkhan! Arkhan picks up Zach and drops him headfirst onto the barricade. Arkhan looks to keep up the beatdown as from out of the crowd comes Jimmy Allen! Jimmy leaps over the barricade with a steel chair and wraps it around Arkhan's face. The big man stares down Jimmy and Jimmy keeps swinging. Meanwhile Zach is starting to get back up as Casanova charges and hits him with a superkick and then tosses him back under the ropes into the match just as he turns to see a very angry, teenage manager of Dorian, Chloe Hawkhurst with her frying pan in hand telling him to back off. Back in the ring Incubus tags in Succubus and they hit a combination of a crucifix powerbomb and an axe kick on Zach. Succubus goes for the cover...

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Zach puts his foot on the ropes and Hawkersby tells Succubus that the count is broken. She argues with the ref while Su, manager of Pandaemonium, runs over and chokes Zach with the ropes. Dorian yells in protest at this, but Jimmy Allen is still dealing with fighting Arkhan on the rampway. Su let's go of the choke just in time but gets hit from behind by Chloe with the frying pan!

Terra Skye: This isn't a lumberjack match! This is an old fashioned melee!

Johnny Vegas: You gotta have a program just to keep up with whose fighting who!

This lumberjack powerderkeg continues to boil over as Succubus grabs Zach and throws him into her team's corner. She tags in Incubus and they both hit Zach with double superkicks. They grab Zach and toss him into the ropes. Double back body...NO! Double DDT by Zach Van Owen. Zach is down on the mat as well as both members of Pandaemonium. Dorian is slamming the turnbuckle pad as the limited fans in attendance start cheering for Zach to get up. He starts to come around and just as he gets up Incubus grabs his leg. Feint Roundhouse Kick spun to an Enzuigiri by Zach to Incubus and he tags in Dorian! The big man of "The Foresaken" gets in and Incubus charges forward. Dorian grabs him and lifts his adversary high in the air for a gorilla press and drops Incubus over the ropes to the outside. Incubus lands just as The Avenger, Jon Willis, and Sebastian Hawke kick the man while he's down as this is what sets off the brawl. Trent Steel gets decked by Casanova! Su and Chloe are beating the hell out of each other at ringside. Jimmy Allen and Arkhan are still fighting up the rampway. Fists are flying and no one is focusing on Incubus after a few moments as he slides into the ring. He doesn't wanna go back out there right now, but he doesn't want to be in the ring either as Dorian, making fun of Incubus' earlier flex, does his own pose as he picks up Incubus and hits him with a "Three Sheets to the Wind" Avalanche Crucifix Powerbomb into the turnbuckle post! "The Legion" jumps up cheering as Dorian is calling for this match to end as he signals for the "Falling off the wagon". He grabs Incubus and tosses him into the ropes, when Dorian gets distracted by Su slamming Chloe's head into the metal steps on the outside. Dorian drops Incubus out of the powerbomb finisher and rushes over grabbing Su by the hair and pulling her up to the ring apron. He's yelling at her and grabs her by the throat. CHOKESLAM OFF OF THE RING APRON INTO THE BARRICADE! Jimmy Allen rushes down to the ringside area to check on Chloe leaving Arkhan to grab Zach and powerbomb him into the barricade on the other side without Hawkersby seeing it! Incubus tags in Succubus and she runs up to the top rope. Incubus yells at Dorian. Dorian turns. Runs towards Incubus and gets hit with a spinebuster! Succubus from the top with a shooting star press! Cover...Hook of the leg!

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Succubus has Dorian's by the pants and is using the ropes for leverage but Hawkersby doesn't see it.

3!!!

DING DING

Kelly Carmicheal: Here are your winners by pinfall and the new number one contenders for the Carnage Wrestling Tag Team Championships...Pandamonium!!

The melee doesn't stop as everyone rushes the ring and starts beating the hell out of each other. Security comes from the back to try and break apart all the wrestlers, but there is no quarter given!

Terra Skye: This is madness!

Johnny Vegas: Welcome to twenty twenty one...This show is living up to it's name this year that's for damn sure! Look out!

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We see everyone is continuing to brawl and even some of the fans are starting to brawl in the background of the camerashots.

Terra Skye: Well we got out of the hearing unscathed, but it looks like we're all getting battered tonight!

Johnny Vegas: Speak for yourself sister! I always have an escape route! HEY BOY!!!

Boy gets up from his little table and tosses it towards the melee and grabs Johnny and Terra, one under each arm, and starts to hightail it!

Boy: BAYWATCH RUN!!!

Terra Skye: Tune into Chaos! Who knows how crazy twenty twenty one is about to get for Carnage Wrestling!

Johnny Vegas: Don't you dare start singing Hasslehoff you damn giant idjit!

Boy: SPONGEBOBBBB!!!

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