Post by Havoc Helper on Nov 9, 2020 21:14:00 GMT -5
IN MEMORIAM
TO THOSE WE LOST
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Terra Skye: Psst, Boy, there's supposed to be ten...
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Johnny Vegas: ...ugh, close enough.
THE CARNAGE WRESTLING NETWORK PRESENTS:
(Episode 03)
Available wherever the INTERNET and your UNDYING THIRST FOR CARNAGE are sold
Exclusively on CarnageWrestling.com
Live >> The Carnage Arena - Baltimore, Maryland
November 23rd, 2020
Large plumes of Green and White pyros shoot off from around the stage and mark the start of our show. A select and eager portion of the Carnage Legion has returned to take up a percentage of the seats throughout the arena, all spaced at least six feet apart. Even still, there are thousands more who are watching LIVE on the Carnage Network!!!
As soon as the pyros finish, "Wreak Havoc" by Skylar Grey hits over the speakers, officially welcoming Carnage fans to Chaos' annoying little sister show, Havoc.
The CW announce team is at ringside, preparing for a night filled with action!! With "Wreak Havoc" still playing over the speakers the cameras pan around to those few (lucky) avid members of the Carnage Wrestling Legion from all ages, races, creeds, colors, and sexes screaming on the tops of their lungs wearing their CW Merchandise and holding up signs for their favorite, or least favorite star.
Just kidding. Nobody would attend this shitshow. However - Mitch Heart, Axton Gunn, Sebastian Hawke, Dominick Strife, Adrienne Levi, All of the Masked Debaters, Catalina Cortes, Trent Steel, and LAB RAT KING(!?!?!?!) are sitting in the audience.
'MATT "THE BALTIMORE RAVEN" KNOX'
'I SWEAR YA'LL SIGNED AN 11 YEAR OLD THE OTHER DAY'
'BABS TELL ME IF YOU SAW THIS'
'WHAT UP FAM'
'META JOKE... FUCK IT, ITS LIKE 2AM, YOU GET WHAT YOU GET'
Before we head to ringside the feed cuts to a few-second video package showing the Carnage Wrestling staffers working tonight's show:
The Network feed cuts to the ringside area where we see Johnny Vegas and Terra Skye sitting behind the announce table with the larger-than-life Boy off to the side with his own comically small timekeeper's booth complete with ring bell. Vegas takes this moment to throw back a shot of his liquor of choice tonight while Terra finishes going over her notes.
As soon as the pyros finish, "Wreak Havoc" by Skylar Grey hits over the speakers, officially welcoming Carnage fans to Chaos' annoying little sister show, Havoc.
The CW announce team is at ringside, preparing for a night filled with action!! With "Wreak Havoc" still playing over the speakers the cameras pan around to those few (lucky) avid members of the Carnage Wrestling Legion from all ages, races, creeds, colors, and sexes screaming on the tops of their lungs wearing their CW Merchandise and holding up signs for their favorite, or least favorite star.
Just kidding. Nobody would attend this shitshow. However - Mitch Heart, Axton Gunn, Sebastian Hawke, Dominick Strife, Adrienne Levi, All of the Masked Debaters, Catalina Cortes, Trent Steel, and LAB RAT KING(!?!?!?!) are sitting in the audience.
'MATT "THE BALTIMORE RAVEN" KNOX'
'I SWEAR YA'LL SIGNED AN 11 YEAR OLD THE OTHER DAY'
'BABS TELL ME IF YOU SAW THIS'
'WHAT UP FAM'
'META JOKE... FUCK IT, ITS LIKE 2AM, YOU GET WHAT YOU GET'
Before we head to ringside the feed cuts to a few-second video package showing the Carnage Wrestling staffers working tonight's show:
The Network feed cuts to the ringside area where we see Johnny Vegas and Terra Skye sitting behind the announce table with the larger-than-life Boy off to the side with his own comically small timekeeper's booth complete with ring bell. Vegas takes this moment to throw back a shot of his liquor of choice tonight while Terra finishes going over her notes.
Terra Skye: FUCK.
Johnny Vegas: Fuckin FUCK.
Terra Skye: F*CK. Wait, the f*ck am I getting bleeped?
Johnny Vegas: Beats the f*ck out of me.
Terra Skye: I've just been handed a note. Carnage will also officially take the High Road for now on and bring you a family friendly product.
Johnny Vegas: That's the title deal, right?
Terra Skye: Sure. Probably.
Johnny Vegas: F*ck.
Terra Skye: So to kick off this G-Rated initiative, I'm sure this show will feature ... look, we aren't allowed to joke about what it will feature anymore.
Johnny Vegas: Hey, let's be serious. Jack Michaels, he's down here in this cesspool to take on birdboy. Jack Michaels at 50 percent will easily whip some disease ridden pidgeon's ass.
Terra Skye: Also Lab Rat King will probably ea-wait, no more of those jokes either!? F*CK. We've got some new debuts. We've got stuff...kinda running out of steam here. ...take it away, Johnny!
Johnny Vegas: ... f*ck.
Boy: F*dge.