Post by Havoc Helper on Oct 28, 2020 0:23:00 GMT -5
THE CARNAGE WRESTLING NETWORK PRESENTS:
(Episode 02)
Available wherever the INTERNET and your UNDYING THIRST FOR CARNAGE are sold
Exclusively on CarnageWrestling.com
Live >> The Carnage Arena - Baltimore, Maryland
November 9th, 2020
Large plumes of Green and White pyros shoot off from around the stage and mark the start of our show. A select and eager portion of the Carnage Legion has returned to take up a percentage of the seats throughout the arena, all spaced at least six feet apart. Even still, there are thousands more who are watching LIVE on the Carnage Network!!!
As soon as the pyros finish, "Wreak Havoc" by Skylar Grey hits over the speakers, officially welcoming Carnage fans to Chaos' annoying little sister show, Havoc.
The CW announce team is at ringside, preparing for a night filled with action!! With "Wreak Havoc" still playing over the speakers the cameras pan around to those few (lucky) avid members of the Carnage Wrestling Legion from all ages, races, creeds, colors, and sexes screaming on the tops of their lungs wearing their CW Merchandise and holding up signs for their favorite, or least favorite star - actually, it's just the members of the Carnage roster who said they'd take an extra 50 bucks to attend a taping but shhhh.
'IS YOUR UNDERWEAR MADE OF BREATHABLE MATERIAL, BABYGIRL?'
'TEAM ROCK LOBSTER!!!'
'WHAT DAY IS THIS?'
'PAID ZED HOTLEY SUPPORTER'
'[REDACTED]'
Before we head to ringside the feed cuts to a few-second video package showing the Carnage Wrestling staffers working tonight's show:
The Network feed cuts to the ringside area where we see Johnny Vegas and Terra Skye sitting behind the announce table with the larger-than-life Boy off to the side with his own comically small timekeeper's booth complete with ring bell. Vegas takes this moment to throw back a shot of his liquor of choice tonight while Terra finishes going over her notes.
As soon as the pyros finish, "Wreak Havoc" by Skylar Grey hits over the speakers, officially welcoming Carnage fans to Chaos' annoying little sister show, Havoc.
The CW announce team is at ringside, preparing for a night filled with action!! With "Wreak Havoc" still playing over the speakers the cameras pan around to those few (lucky) avid members of the Carnage Wrestling Legion from all ages, races, creeds, colors, and sexes screaming on the tops of their lungs wearing their CW Merchandise and holding up signs for their favorite, or least favorite star - actually, it's just the members of the Carnage roster who said they'd take an extra 50 bucks to attend a taping but shhhh.
'IS YOUR UNDERWEAR MADE OF BREATHABLE MATERIAL, BABYGIRL?'
'TEAM ROCK LOBSTER!!!'
'WHAT DAY IS THIS?'
'PAID ZED HOTLEY SUPPORTER'
'[REDACTED]'
Before we head to ringside the feed cuts to a few-second video package showing the Carnage Wrestling staffers working tonight's show:
The Network feed cuts to the ringside area where we see Johnny Vegas and Terra Skye sitting behind the announce table with the larger-than-life Boy off to the side with his own comically small timekeeper's booth complete with ring bell. Vegas takes this moment to throw back a shot of his liquor of choice tonight while Terra finishes going over her notes.
Terra Skye: Well, fuck. This didn't get cancelled.
Johnny Vegas: Uh, where did all of the fans go?
Terra Skye: Our great roster are the fans tonight!
Johnny Vegas: That's just ... sad.
Terra Skye: Shut up, Johnny. Trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit here. But hey, look on the bright side, we have four excellent matches this hour. New people galore. The Dragon Lady takes on ... some guy dressed in a spider get up, and Lycana. Where are we getting these folks? Either way, The Dragon Lady will have their hands full as Lycana is dangerous in the ring and Shawn Wylde has a reputation as being a daredevil. If that doesn't make you all engorged, how about the The Gamechanger taking on Incubus? If you like attempted murder, you'll love SSRI!
Johnny Vegas: What is this show even?
Terra Skye: And finally, our main event. Can you believe this? The tag team division is booming. We've got four teams fighting, hopefully not to the death, for a chance at The Entourage at Chaos 103. All for that huge spot at Ultimate Carnage 6. I can't pick a favorite, Johnny. How about you?
Johnny Vegas: This booze isn't strong enough for this shit.
Terra Skye: And you'll love this. Greg Ace, yes, that guy still works here, he's standing by with the CARNAGE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Take it away, Greg.
Johnny Vegas: FUCK YOU, KEN!