Post by Havoc Helper on Oct 26, 2020 23:55:52 GMT -5
THE CARNAGE WRESTLING NETWORK PRESENTS:
(Episode 01)
Available wherever the INTERNET and your UNDYING THIRST FOR CARNAGE are sold
Exclusively on CarnageWrestling.com
Live >> The Carnage Arena - Baltimore, Maryland
October 26th, 2020
Large plumes of Green and White pyros shoot off from around the stage and mark the start of our show. A select and eager portion of the Carnage Legion has returned to take up a percentage of the seats throughout the arena, all spaced at least six feet apart. Even still, there are thousands more who are watching LIVE on the Carnage Network!!!
As soon as the pyros finish, "Wreak Havoc" by Skylar Grey hits over the speakers, officially welcoming Carnage fans to Chaos' annoying little sister show, Havoc.
The CW announce team is at ringside, preparing for a night filled with action!! With "Wake Up" still playing over the speakers the cameras pan around to those few (lucky) avid members of the Carnage Wrestling Legion from all ages, races, creeds, colors, and sexes screaming on the tops of their lungs wearing their CW Merchandise and holding up signs for their favorite, or least favorite star:
'JUSTICE 4 ZQ'
'AHMYA WHERE ARE MY COOKIES'
'SSRI SAVED ME'
'WILD CARDS RULE'
'LOOK AT MY SIGN, RAY'
Before we head to ringside the feed cuts to a few-second video package showing the Carnage Wrestling staffers working tonight's show:
The Network feed cuts to the ringside area where we see Johnny Vegas and Terra Skye sitting behind the announce table with the larger-than-life Boy off to the side with his own comically small timekeeper's booth complete with ring bell. Vegas takes this moment to throw back a shot of his liquor of choice tonight while Terra finishes going over her notes.
As soon as the pyros finish, "Wreak Havoc" by Skylar Grey hits over the speakers, officially welcoming Carnage fans to Chaos' annoying little sister show, Havoc.
The CW announce team is at ringside, preparing for a night filled with action!! With "Wake Up" still playing over the speakers the cameras pan around to those few (lucky) avid members of the Carnage Wrestling Legion from all ages, races, creeds, colors, and sexes screaming on the tops of their lungs wearing their CW Merchandise and holding up signs for their favorite, or least favorite star:
'JUSTICE 4 ZQ'
'AHMYA WHERE ARE MY COOKIES'
'SSRI SAVED ME'
'WILD CARDS RULE'
'LOOK AT MY SIGN, RAY'
Before we head to ringside the feed cuts to a few-second video package showing the Carnage Wrestling staffers working tonight's show:
The Network feed cuts to the ringside area where we see Johnny Vegas and Terra Skye sitting behind the announce table with the larger-than-life Boy off to the side with his own comically small timekeeper's booth complete with ring bell. Vegas takes this moment to throw back a shot of his liquor of choice tonight while Terra finishes going over her notes.
Terra Skye: Welcome to the first ever episode of Havoc! Pre-taped for your pleasure!
Johnny Vegas: Oh for fuck's sake, we're doing two of these shows now?
Terra Skye: Unfortunately every episode of Chaos can't have a 7 hour run time so here we are!
Johnny Vegas: You know how many piss bottles I filled up at Chaos 100?
Terra Skye: We have a numerous amount of debuts tonight and well, there will be five Masked Debaters in action tonight as well.
Johnny Vegas: That's right. FIVE BOTTLES.
Boy: I JUST GO ON THE FLOOR.
Terra Skye: Well, this show is already stupid.
Johnny Vegas: NO, YOU'RE STUPID.
Terra Skye: And we've got some matches with major ramifications as well. We kick off a tournament for tag title shot with The Entourage taking on the Thor-less Insidious. Both of these teams are hungry for a major win and this could be it. Also, in our a main event, the enigmatic Ahyma will face the undefeated Kat Jones - Chaos title shot on the line! These two have squared off before and this time there isn't a third party. Anyway, who listens to us in this portion of the show? Let's hear from one half of our tag champions to kick off the 1st ever Havoc!
BACKSTAGE: Sick Note
Backstage, firmly aware that the camera is on her, Carnage Tag Team Champion Catalina Cortes saunters backstage, title around her waist. Spotting a backstage official, she stops in front of him - staring him down until he begins to look nervous.
Catalina Cortes: Hey, background extra. Have you seen Marlowe?
Backstage Official: Uh...He called in sick.
Catalina Cortes: Sick?
Backstage Official: Yeah, he's self-isolating. Didn't you know? You should probably get tested.
Cortes glares at him, and walks on.
Backstage Official: Though I suppose Silvio is the big test this week.
He sniggers as Cortes shakes her head and continues down the corridor, calling after her from the background.
Backstage Official: Let me know if you need a new manager! I was born to perform!