Post by mystifyingoracle on Oct 11, 2020 14:34:01 GMT -5
OOC: Good luck, everyone! Seriously sweating this match! If you'd prefer a more traditional reading format, please click the link in the title to go to my Wordpress.
“You won’t do it. I don’t think you actually can.”
IF YOU BELIEVE WE’RE GOING TO LET YOU THROW AWAY A CHANCE FOR MORE GLORY, YOU ARE MISTAKEN. YOU’RE FINALLY LIVING UP TO YOUR POTENTIAL. THERE’S NO QUITTING NOW.
“If this is what the cost is? Then it’s not worth it.”
OH, SILVIO LEON. THAT IS WHY WE CHOSE YOU OVER YOUR MURDERERS. YOU MAKE US LAUGH.
“I’m not fighting this match.”
Saying it aloud hurt, but he needed to make this real. Standing in his room, he glowered into the full length mirror framed in elegantly curling ironwork hanging on the back of the door. Watching himself speaking the words with furrowed brow, steely eyes, and mouth drawn into a hard line helped to drive it home.
He thought of how excited Catalina, Zed, and...well, Marlowe was more reserved, but he expressed his enthusiasm in his own way. They’d all be so disappointed. They’d wanted this fight. So had the Legion. So had Silvio. So had--
Kohaku is gone.
The reality kept hitting him over and over, but the Oracle was surprised by the blow every time. It erupted in the middle of his thoughts, scattering them and leaving him senseless. It lanced through his joy when he found something delightful he wanted to share. Its stark, unforgiving angles robbed his art of its color and shape.
He’s gone.
He’s gone, and you couldn’t even be honest with him about how all of this started. Might have been your only opportunity and you just couldn’t find it in yourself, you coward.
YOU ARTIST.
Silvio watched the features of his reflection contort, lip curling, brow furrowing and eyes glinting.
YOU LIAR.
“I’m not taking that from you. You don’t get to ruin my life and then act like it’s my fault.”
YOU’VE TOLD OTHERS. WHY NOT THOSE DEAREST TO YOU? DON’T THEY DESERVE YOUR HONESTY?
That had become a problem Silvio hadn’t cared about at the time, but was increasingly concerning now. The thing riding shotgun in his head got stronger the more madness Silvio inspired and the more people believed in it. He’d confessed about his condition to Zane, but he hadn’t expected the big man to actually believe him. Being able to tell someone had been a balm for his soul. He hadn’t realized how heavy the burden was until he’d shared some of its weight.
Now he wasn’t certain he’d done the right thing. He didn’t like how bold Spooky had been getting; didn’t like the strange colors that shaded his dreams or the feeling of disconnection to others.
It was easy to lose your grip on normality. The fragility of the average, of the expected, was startling. Lose a day to a hangover. Start sleeping at odd hours. Experiment with something illicit. Find a new passion. Indulge in some moral compromises. All these seemingly manageable doses of chaos that could build up in your system. Before you knew it, you forgot what it was to be normal; lost the script of ordinary life. Then it was all improv - shifting earth and stormy skies with no clear path back to safety and certainty.
There was still a part of him, increasingly fragile, that thought maybe all of this was temporary. One day he’d get rid of Spooky, he’d be able to quit Carnage if he wanted to, and even finally start college.
Another part of him, though, had become much louder. It drowned out the desire for routine and domesticity. It sang in neon and amethyst and traded insanity for ecstatic revelation.
It longed for gold.
YOU DON’T WANT TO BOW OUT OF THIS.
That was the problem, wasn’t it? Silvio wasn’t used to his desires aligning with Spooky’s. It made him uneasy, second guessing his own motivations and feelings. The entity’s motivations were clear - the more eyes on Silvio, the more it could feed, the stronger it got. If Silvio managed to win gold at Carnage, the higher his profile would become and the better off the eldritch creature would be.
WE FAIL TO SEE HOW FIGHTING IN THIS MATCH COULD BE ANYTHING BUT WIN-WIN.
On the face, that sounded correct. Food for the chaos entity, gold and that scintillating high for their, ‘priest.’ But it was too neat; too good to be true. A trap with glorious bait.
“Doesn’t matter. I don’t have a partner and I’m not your pigeon. You can’t con a con man.”
A CON MAN IS THE SIMPLEST PERSON TO FOOL. ALWAYS LOOKING FOR AN ANGLE; A SHORTCUT. SO EASY TO TRIP THEM UP. SO EASY TO FIND LEVERAGE. IT’S THE HONEST MAN YOU CAN’T FLEECE. AND WE BOTH KNOW YOU’RE NOT AN HONEST MAN.
“Fuck. You. You can’t make me do this.”
YOU KNOW WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE.
“I know what you said they’d be.”
When he didn’t, ‘feed,’ the entity, there were unpleasant side-effects; synesthesia, hallucinations, lost time. But if that’s what he had to endure to keep some modicum of control over their relationship, he would.
“Like I said: you’re bluffing. Maybe you make my life a little harder for a while. Fine. I can ride out whatever you throw at me.”
Could he actually starve them out? Silvio hadn’t ever tried because of the side effects neglecting the entity brought. The high he experienced while working on their behalf was also something he’d grown used to; something his mind and body seemed to come to expect lately. Honestly, sitting out two shows was putting him a little on edge, but all that fact did was raise red flags.
You’re building up a tolerance.
Like an addict.
Like your father.
And that was something he couldn’t abide.
“So I go through some withdrawal. I’ll deal.”
OH, SILVIO. YOU BELIEVE YOU’VE SEEN THE WORST WE CAN DO? FIGHT THIS MATCH, OR WE SWEAR; WE WILL MAKE SUCH A HORROR OF YOU.
Before Silvio could draw breath for a response, he noticed something skittering across his face in his reflection. Frowning, he took a step closer to get a better look when the tattoos on his sleeves began, all at once, to shift.
He’d seen it happen before, but never like this. His eyes widened as the artwork lurched, amoeba-like, across his body. Letting out a short cry, he staggered back a step, pawing at his skin as if to make it stop. Inky vines wound up his neck as if to strangle him, their blossoms summoning dragonflies, scorpions, and butterflies from other parts of his body. They crawled and scuttled along his cheeks, disappeared briefly into his hairline, probed at the perimeters of his mouth and eyes with claws and insectoid tongues as if to find a way inside.
He fell to one knee, squeezing his eyes shut and hugging himself.
It’s fine. It can’t hurt you; it’s just freaky to look at. Just don’t look. You can wait them out. Don’t open your eyes.
IF IT WERE ONLY THAT SIMPLE. DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHAT THEY CARVED OUT OF YOU?
Silvio’s eyes back shot open and he barely had time to gasp out, “No-!” before he felt the scars girding his chest, back, and stomach give an agonizing throb. Warm wetness seeped out of them, sticking to the underside of his shirt, which he clawed from himself, buttons popping from it. Old scars wept blood, red traceries forming around their bottom perimeters, but it wasn’t until the skin behind them began to bulge, the slits slowly widening, lids that had been cruelly sewn shut, that he started screaming.
There is nothing we are not even a drop in the ocean of existence
Everything is temporary except the darknessand it goes on foreverand ever. We only have each other.
King had commented about them once on Twitter, to Silvio’s utter bewilderment.
It’s never enough we are never enough and the cold will swallow us all
I CAN FEEL YOU WATCHING
WITH ALL YOUR EYES
Suddenly the room around him didn’t make sense - all the familiar surroundings shattered by being viewed from too many angles. Too many perspectives at once. He caught broken visions of himself reflected back by his mirror, but his mind couldn’t parse, eyes and swarming images, what he was seeing. He was always seeing.
Isn’t that who you are, Oracle? Seer?
We’re all going to die
We’re all going to die
We’re all going to die
Except you
LIKE WE SAID: YOU’RE EVERY BIT THE FREAK THAT ZANE KING IS, BUT YOU THINK YOU’RE DIFFERENT SOMEHOW BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN’T SEE IT ON YOU.
WE COULD CHANGE THAT. INSPIRING MADNESS CAN TAKE MANY FORMS. IF YOU NO LONGER WISH TO DO SO THROUGH FIGHTING, WELL...THERE’S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT. OR A PLAYWRIGHT, FOR THAT MATTER.
alone alonealone alonealone
Words tore from Silvio’s throat, suspended in a black miasma and in their flickering syllables they held madness.
“Put me back-! Put me back please put me back I’ll do it I’ll do whatever you want just please stop I’m sorry-! Just put me back together I’m begging you-!”
Everything snapped back into a single, blessedly solid focus when the bedroom door slammed open. Silvio's expression of gratitude came out in a choked, sobbing noise before he collapsed onto the floor.
“IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!”
- The Legend of Zelda
“Nobody expects to be where they end up.”
Nicknamed, ‘The Cathedral of Books,’ Silvio stands alone in the central atrium of Baltimore’s George Peabody Library, gazing upward, bathed in the sunlight flooding in through the lattice-work skylights overhead. Around the perimeter of the atrium rise stately marble columns that frame six floors of books, each level bordered with ornately wrought white iron railings. Wearing a red button down, black jeans, waistcoat, wingtips and tie along with all his usual piercings and tattoos, the Oracle affects the appearance of some punk rock playing card prince strolling across a chess board as he walks upon the patterned marble.
“I don’t think that applies more aptly than with this match. None of us is where we thought we’d be.
“But what’s a good story without a twist in it somewhere? The Lucha Princess exiled from her kingdom. A temporally displaced poet from the era of Gloriana. And your humble fortune teller.”
Turning, Silvio gives the camera a sad smile.
“Bereft of his teammate before a tag match for the titles.”
Looking skyward again, he sighs.
“I’m gonna miss Ko, but he didn’t want me to miss this. I don’t think the Legion, Cat, Zed, or Marlowe want to miss this, either. I’d feel bad for making that many people unhappy, and let’s be real - I want to wear half of this company’s tag team gold.”
Silvio looks at the audience again.
“I found someone deserving of the other half. Someone nobody expected when they made their Carnage debut, and someone nobody has been able to take their eyes off ever since. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.” Silvio continues his stroll through the atrium, coming to a wooden reading desk. Plucking his stack of tarot cards from where they were placed on its center, he begins shuffling. “The Kit-Kat Connection has been dominating the tag scene since they won their belts. They’re champs for a reason, and I’m not about to take anything for granted. Least of all our resident Elizabethan.”
Spreading the cards on the desk before him, Silvio draws six forward.
“I wonder if people know what a badass you are. The son of a shoemaker, you became a popular playwright who influenced Shakespeare, a religious rebel, and a spy in service of the Queen.”
Grinning, he makes finger quotes in the air.
“Allegedly. Did you die in Deptford, or are you some kind of poetic Highlander? I know it doesn’t make that much of a difference for this fight, but color me curious. Whatever the case may be, you’re with Cat in a match up that oddly mirrors the scenario you two found yourselves in at Isolation. How do you feel about that?”
Turning over the first card reveals an aged man with a trailing beard holding a lantern aloft.
“The Hermit indicates feelings of solitude. You’re a man out of his time, if the stories are to be believed. If you really are who you say you are, it must be like waking up on a different planet than the one you were born on every morning. There’s so much you could tell us about what things were like; the things you must have seen. Courtly intrigue, flourishing arts, historical figures long since passed out of our living memory. Only, the 21st century doesn’t seem interested. Society fulfills its obligations grudgingly to the past in thanks for its service to modernity, as long as the past doesn’t bother modernity with its prattling. So, what does a stranded poet from the 16th century want?”
The next card turned over shows an illustration of a man and a woman standing in a garden, an angel spreading its wings above them.
“The Lovers. You want to become closer with your partner; a more cohesive team. There’s talk of you being overshadowed by Cat; that you’re being drowned out by the force of her personality. I find that interesting considering you had a reputation as a brawler back in the day and you’ve proven you can hold your own. Your recent victory against Justin Case demonstrated as much. Still, maybe you’ve internalized some of this talk.”
Turning over the next card shows a silk-swathed woman suspended in the sky surrounded by greenery.
“Because The World being in this position indicates you’re afraid for the future.” He smiles, raising a brow. “Like Isolation, you’re not sure about everyone you’re going to have to face in this match. That’s gotta create some uncertainty. Coupled with your desire to be more in sync with your partner, I think you might be nervous about your team’s chances.”
The next card shows a young man with a bindle over his shoulder and a dog capering at his feet at the edge of a cliff.
“And you should be. The Fool indicates you’re going to be coming into some new opportunities. Post-100, you might find yourself in a completely new situation, sans title. It doesn’t have to be all bad, though. There could be new possibilities in the future; maybe for a singles run or exploring new ventures for the Kit-Kat Connection. Because…”
The fifth card shows an image of an angel standing on a lake shore, pouring water between two goblets.
“...Temperance is working against you.” Shaking his head and raising a brow, Silvio gives the camera a sympathetic look. “This reading has a theme to it; just keeps coming back to being out of balance and anxious. A lack of Temperance is a lack of equilibrium, and for a team effort? That’s the kiss of death. Considering all of that, how do things work out for you here?”
Flipped over, the final card shows a man crowned in stars riding a chariot being drawn by a pair of fierce sphinxes.
“The Chariot.” Drawing in a breath through his teeth, Silvio shakes his head with a little smile. “Looks like the struggle continues, Kit. Win or lose, this fight isn’t going to secure anything for you; quite the reverse, actually. This hearkens back to The Fool - new opportunities in the future. Keep driving forward, wordsmith. Just know my partner and I aren’t going to give you the smoothest road to traverse.”
Sweeping the cards back into his hands, the Oracle begins to shuffle.
“Which brings us to Carnage’s Rudo Royalty. Catalina Cortes - the only other undefeated member of the Carnage roster.”
He spreads the cards across the desktop again in one smooth motion.
“This is a big deal for you,” he says with a grin, “as you’ve been letting everyone on Twitter know. The, ‘Biggest Tag Title Match of All Time.’ I’d definitely say this is the most consequential defense of the titles for you so far. Not only will this match determine whether or not you get to bank away a rematch clause, at 100, one of us is going to put their first mark in the Loss column. I know you’re taking this seriously, and believe me - so are my partner and I. Given that, how are you feeling?”
A crowned figure seated on a throne between two pillars is revealed as the first card is turned over. They hold a triple cross in one hand while raising the other, a pair of penitents at their feet.
“The Hierophant.” He smiles. “You want wise counsel to see you through this match. You told me if you were a genre, you’d be self-help. That makes sense considering the quill you had me tattoo on your wrist; the one to remind you to, in your words, ‘...continue not being an evil piece of crap.’ It seems like when you look for guidance, you feel you can find it within yourself. Not only that, but you’re willing to commit it to your skin. I admire that confidence and commitment. What are you hoping your own good advice will guide you to?”
The second card turns over to show an illustration of a circle carved with runes, a sphinx holding a sword perches at its top while a jackal-headed man clings to its bottom.
“The Wheel of Fortune. Like I was saying,” he laughs, “this match is a big deal for you, and you want it to turn out in your favor. I think you’re considering this your turning point; the opportunity to really put Carnage’s tag division in the spotlight. So, what are you afraid of going wrong?”
Turning the third card over reveals an image of a demonic creature crouched on a plinth, a pair of chained demons standing before it.
Silvio hesitates, eyes wide, before tapping the card.
“Santo Diablo, right? Your great-grandfather. Jeez, you’re...really worried about turning out like that, aren’t you? ‘An evil piece of crap.’ You mentioned this in your promo for your previous match with Zephyr. The devil’s awake and you need someone to stop her. No wonder you feel like you need your reminders. The sins of your family are creeping up your spine. What’s going in your favor to help you with this fear?”
Flipping the next card over reveals a crowned man in a chariot holding a rod in one hand. Black and white sphinxes draw him forward.
“The Chariot. Conflict. Willpower. You have a drive that’s rare, and you’re really doing your best to make a name for yourself.” He pauses, thoughtful. “I know what it’s like to have a family legacy weigh on you. Mine’s different than yours, but you’re not letting the weight of it paralyze you. You’re letting it fuel you; compel you. So, what’s standing in the way of that drive for success?”
The next card is turned over, and on its other side is a child riding a horse, expression joyful, sunflowers arrayed behind them. Above the child, the sun looks on with a benevolent expression.
“Well, what have we here?”
Picking up the card, he smiles slyly.
“The Sun has sort of become my own personal card. So, this could very well be referring to yours truly giving you a particularly hard time in the ring. The card itself represents accomplishment, fulfillment, and vitality. If this is what’s going against you, it means you’re going to be facing some delays in your quest for achievement and success. Tough luck. With that in mind, what’s the aftermath of this match going to be like for you, Cat?”
The final card that’s turned over shows a woman in a floral gown crowned with stars and seated on a cushion, scepter in hand.
“Hm. The Empress can indicate a maternal figure in your life who might be appearing after this fight. It can also refer to a period of creativity and mentorship. I think your role is going to be shifting, Cat. You’re going to be going through a period of reinvention or evolution. Whether that means you do so with the tag team gold around your waist remains to be seen.”
Sweeping the cards back into his hands, he begins to shuffle again.
“Nobody expects to be where they end up.”
Silvio smiles to himself, spreading the cards in an arc before him across the desktop.
“I thought I could escape into the future, but it turned out I owed too much to the past. I didn’t respect the gravity of my decisions. As a result, when I should have been touching the sky, I came plummeting down to earth.”
Raising a brow and giving the camera an exaggerated wince, he taps his knuckles against his head.
“Had a pretty rough crash landing on the canvas, too. I can’t do anything about it now. I could say that I have to live with the consequences, but I refuse to disrespect my partner like that. Us working together is not me, ‘making due,’ in an unexpected situation. I can’t get so hung up on what I had and lost that I’m unable to make something new with what I’ve got.”
He draws a card toward himself.
“Recently, I talked about how I felt and what I believed in. The power of telling your own story and the need for different ones to have their turn taking center stage at Carnage.”
Picking up the card but not looking at it, he gets to his feet and strides back out to the center of the atrium.
“I talked about how change is good. How disturbing the dreams of the pantheon with monsters from under the bed would make for exciting tales from new perspectives. How challenging the status quo could make things better for everyone. I guess I just didn’t expect a curve to be thrown at me so quickly. But it looks like it’s put-up or shut-up time. Do I lack the courage of my convictions, or can my partner and I rise to the occasion? Do we show the entire roster why the tag titles should be as coveted as any singles championship belts?
“When pushed, do we fall, or do we fly? Do we metamorphose what should be a disaster into a team worthy of Carnage gold?”
Finally turning his card over, Silvio reveals an illustration of a skeleton clad in black armor astride a white horse, a black banner with a white rose emblazoned upon it held in one of its hands.
“Death. Change. Transition. A complete transformation.”
Meeting the gaze of the viewer, Silvio’s dark eyes are steady.
“However it might happen, whatever might go down, we’re not coming out of 100 the same people we were going in.”
Winking, he flicks the card at the camera as the scene goes black.
Post by Lab Rat King on Oct 11, 2020 14:43:36 GMT -5
“Hell is just a frame of mind.” Christopher Marlowe, Dr. Faustus
“STOP SCREAMING!”
The Lab Rat’s voice tore through the resonant silence following the crash of the door; the moment he laid eyes on Silvio, however, the madness drained rapidly from his eyes, and the obvious concern of his lesser half rose to the amber surface.
“Sil--Silvio--?”
Zane was kneeling beside him in an instant, hesitant hands moving to touch his shoulder, his forehead.
“Hey. Hey. What’s wrong? What happened…?”
It took Silvio a moment to register Zane’s presence, his breathing rapid and shallow, flinching instinctively at the hands touching him. “I’m...I’m…” He swallowed hard, his voice rough. “...Gotta...do the match…” he rasped.
“Gotta…” Zane looked bewildered, his brow tightly knit. “That’s not important right now… hey, kid, look at me. I think you’re having a panic attack. Here, squeeze my hand and try to take some deep breaths, ok?”
Motions stiff, Silvio reached out to take Zane’s calloused hand, squeezing it as he steadied his breathing. “Thanks,” he wheezed, blinking the spots from his eyes. “I think...I’ll be okay…”
“Squeeze as hard as you have to,” Zane replied, voice low and steady. Whatever had happened could wait until Silvio was in a better place to deal with it. “Alright… do you think you can get up? The floor isn’t the coziest place to sleep, believe me. I know.”
That elicited a ragged little laugh from Silvio as he slowly started to pull himself up, using the mutant’s grip for support. “Fucking Christ, Zane,” he snorted.
“Self-deprecating humour is my coping mechanism. Leave me alone.”
Zane was able to help Silvio to his feet, getting him to the nearby bed to sit down. Joining him, the frame creaking softly in protest under his significant weight, the mutant kept a concerned eye on the Oracle.
“You were really screaming. Woke us up from a dead sleep… the Big Guy thought you were being murdered or something.”
“It was Spooky,” Silvio said, looking at his rumpled shirt on the floor. Cast off amid scattered buttons, all traces of blood were gone. Looking himself over, he found nothing amiss with his art and no extraneous eyes. Had it all been a hallucination? It wouldn’t have been the first he’d gotten courtesy of Big Boss Spookitude, but it was by far the most intense. “Making sure I remember my place.”
“Well… tell them I said, ‘fuck you’,” Zane answered, his voice as deadpan as ever. “I’m here now, with you-know-who riding shotgun, so they can stuff their greedy face and shut up for a bit.”
Looking him over briefly as well, and satisfied that he wasn’t physically hurt, the mutant opted to round back to the first words out of Silvio’s mouth when he came in.
“Why did you bring up the match?”
“I have to do it.” Silvio leaned forward, elbows resting on his knees as he stared at the floor. “It’s for the Tag Team titles. I...want it. It’s the chance to fight two of Carnage’s most talented.”
He closed his eyes and grimaced.
“But Ko’s gone.”
Each word felt like a hammer blow against his heart.
King was quiet for a moment, shoulders hunched, his mouth set in a confused frown.
“Gone?”
A slight swell of alarm struck him and he sat up a bit.
“You don’t mean gone, gone, right? He’s still breathing?”
“Oh, he’s okay,” Silvio assured him. “But he went back home for a while; said he had some...maturing to do. I wasn’t going to force him to stay, but I have to find another partner or call the match off. And...Spooky isn’t too keen on me doing the latter.”
“Oh. Well, that’s a relief. But uh… sorry, dude. That can’t be easy.”
Zane was fully aware of just how close Silvio had gotten to his tag partner--he could only imagine the poor guy wasn’t taking it well. Especially if it was so sudden. Deciding it was probably best not to let him dwell on it, he set himself forward and onto the present problem. Tag partner.
He drew in a breath through his nose, rubbing his mouth as he thought.
“You have your friends… your card set people. Are they all booked--? Damn, I think they are.”
As Zane pondered, a little half-smile tugged at Silvio’s lips. “I’d planned on withdrawing. But here’s another person I’ve tagged with before who would be a great partner...if he’s up to it.”
“Who the hell else have you t--”
Zane stopped, sunken eyes blinking owlishly.
“Oh.”
“We make a good team,” Silvio said. “We have synergy. We take advantage of our strengths and compensate for our weaknesses. Our styles complement each other; let us come at our opponents from multiple angles and force them to adapt. We know each other better than anyone else on the roster. You’re the only one who believes the truth about me and my whole…” The Oracle rolled his eyes, making an exasperated gesture with one hand. “...situation. You don’t remember what happened before Baltimore, but I think you wrestled, once upon a time. You doing this even when the Big Guy’s in charge speaks to training that’s ingrained. Experience to the point of instinct. That’s something I’m still working on.”
He smiled sardonically.
“Which the veterans are eager to point out.”
Zane scratched the back of his neck as he listened, hunching over his lap a little. Silvio wasn’t wrong--there was something that felt so natural about being in the ring. He felt like he was supposed to be there, though he had no clue where that feeling came from. That, and… everything else he mentioned made sense. Feasibly Silvio was the only person he could tag with. And it wasn’t as though he had any losses on his own record to discredit him for a title shot of any kind.
After a moment of mulling that over, King nodded, looking to him. He was apprehensive, but…
“... If you trust me… I can lend you the experience, wherever it’s coming from. Whether your eldritch parasite wants you to take this match or not, you deserve the shot. You earned it. You shouldn’t have to give it up because of someone else.”
Of all the people on the roster, Zane knew Silvio best. More importantly, he wouldn’t bullshit him. He still ached for Ko, but the cold place that had been left in his absence was sparking to life again. In spite of himself, he grinned, remembering a moniker Mitch had given him. “The World’s Most Dangerous Muppet and Carnage’s Resident Monster. I like that.” Turning, he offered a hand to Zane. “Partners?”
King snorted softly in amusement; he lifted a broad hand to grasp Silvio’s slender one, giving it a squeeze. “Partners.”
Blinking slowly, without breaking his deadpan expression he asked, “Is this the part where we kiss, or…?”
“And deprive Cat of seeing her wildest fanfiction dreams coming true?” Silvio laughed. “Perish the thought.”
“Wait,” King said, the joking glint fading from his eyes. “What fanfiction?”
Silvio Leon was an avid reader.
This was something King had picked up on rather quickly since he’d taken up residence on the Oracle’s couch. The cozy living room was home to a veritable wall of bound texts set into hefty oak shelves, the contents ranging all across the board. He’d found everything from graphic novels and science fiction, to practical application skill guides, right through to history, biographies, poetry anthologies, and even some study guides for post-secondary application tests. It really seemed like there was no page Leon would leave unturned if given the opportunity, and some of the volumes had clearly been thumbed through several times.
While it was great to be in control of his own facilities again for the occasional burst, what King loved the most about regaining partial autonomy was being able to direct his energy however he liked. It turned out, funnily enough, that he was just as eager to hit the books as Silvio. It was peaceful… relaxing. It provided a mental stimulation he desperately needed. All this time, he’d been a scholar of some sort kept prisoner in the body of a beast who wanted nothing but war.
Zane wanted quiet. He wanted to think about anything else but the present. He wanted the escapist pleasure of cracking open a new book and consuming it cover-to-cover, blissfully apart from the complexities of his absolutely bizarre day-to-day for a little while. It was… it was a desperately needed respite. Even if he could only indulge while Silvio was home, it was still more of a chance than he’d had in the past…
… the past what? Hell if he knew. With no recollection of the reality he lived in before sharing headspace with the Big Guy, the length of time it had been could only equate to his entire memory.
Right now, even though he had a surprise match coming up, the fight was the last thing he wanted to think about. It was hard to put it out of his mind; his opponent would be Catalina Cortes, the young woman who had hatched a plan to steal his blood, and… Kit Marlowe, her strangely mismatched but well-versed partner.
Part of him was still shaken by the blood-stealing thing with Cortes, as ridiculous and poorly planned as it had been. There were certain things he knew set off the Big Guy and that was in the top three--understandable, as he would find himself catatonic with fear at the slightest threat of a hypodermic needle and black out until his alter ego had dealt with the problem. He was sure he’d made himself quite clear on the unsavoury repercussions of that action, but… it was hard not to remember being thought of that way. He would be fighting to keep Big Guy’s rage in check during the match, that was certain.
As for Marlowe… well, the best way to know an author was to study their work. He could have pulled something up by the contemporary himself, but he really didn’t want to think about the match now. Not now.
Right now, he just wanted to read.
Presently he was kicked back on the plush sofa--honestly the most comfortable place in the apartment for him, at his size--shuffling through a stack of sci-fi novels and compilations he’d found tucked on a lower shelf that he hadn’t yet read. It was strange to feel a sense of familiarity pass over him at some of the covers and titles. He wondered if the deep comfort reading brought him was rooted in something from before. Silvio apparently knew enough about the genre to have a few classics on hand--some works by Asimov, a few volumes of Dune. There were a couple of short story compilations, and some paperback novellas…
King stopped at the bottom of the stack, setting the other volumes aside, holding a deep navy blue volume in his hands wrapped in a dust sleeve that was clearly doing its job.
The Moon and the Space Traveler, by G. A. Rosenquist.
Something pulled at him, deep in his chest. He slowly opened the front cover, touching the cream-coloured paper with rough fingertips. There was a dedication inside.
To my Space Traveler, it said, may the silver in the moon always guide you home.
He drew in a breath, that sensation deepening.
... he couldn’t help but feel the tug of something, calling him. There was something ahead, something in the deep cold and dark that offered a kind of solace he could never explain to another person. Here he was, still following that call. That oasis. Chasing a feeling.
Was he losing his mind? Had he drifted too far?
Zane sat up, closing the book, staring at the cover held in both calloused hands.
He glanced sidelong toward the nearby hall; he could hear the shower running, where Silvio was washing off the stress of his less-than-stellar day with his dark passenger so far. He almost wanted to ask where he’d gotten this book… when he’d gotten it. Who the author was.
Mostly, he wanted to know why he’d been dreaming about it before ever reading a page.
Could it be he’d seen the title on the shelf in the corner of his eye? Had something about it been carried with him at the back of his mind, spawning stories in his head?
Or was it something else?
With apprehension, he opened the book again. Hunched over the volume with his shoulders curled and a cord tied to his heart, he began to read.
Chasing a feeling.
“I am Wrath.”
The lights in the arena are dim; they hold an eerie incandescent glow about the ring, a cast that might remind one of low-burning flames in the dark. He stands in the centre of the stained canvas, surrounded on all sides by the ugly, rusted steel bars of the cage of his own design. The Rat’s prison. The cell where he bloodied the knuckles of The Broken… the cell where he spilled his own molasses-thick blood. Even now, there were thin, pale lines running down his back, highlighted by the low light even for the naked eye.
Surrounding him on the canvas are smears of red--paint or blood?--depicting distinct images, drawn with fingertip and palm. The mutant’s hands are still coated in it. To his left, a broken sword. Circling around him from there, a shattered bone; then the silhouette of a shrieking monster. A fist, gripped at the wrist by another, with the wild and jagged lines of barbed wire around them. On his right, a corvid with a broken neck, a few red feathers scattered away.
The Lab Rat King growls, beginning to pace his cage like the beast he is, awaiting his freedom to run rampant and violent and unhinged.
“I had neither father nor mother: I LEAPED out of a lion's mouth when I was sssssscarce half an hour old, and ever since I have run up and down the world, with this case of rrrRRRRRAPIERS, wounding myself when I had nobody to fight withal. I was born in HELL!”
The monster slams his fists into the bars, causing the entire structure to shake. The metallic ring resonates through the empty arena, grating on the ear.
“Again and again and AGAIN, you try to bring Hell to me. But you can’t strike fear into a beating heart born in that boiling bottomless pit. You can’t bring violence personified CRASHING DOWN with its OWN TEETH.”
King presses his forehead to the bars, wild-eyed; even with the muzzle on, it’s clear that he’s grinning. The raspy laugh that follows confirms that.
“When will you stop playing your hopeless games? When will you realize the beast that prowls among you is no pet? This threat is rrrrreal, little tender meaty morsels. This hunger is stronger than you. This voracious appetite makes my jaws dribble with ssssssspit, drooling for the biggest BITE OF YOU!”
He shakes the bars again, again, again--the rattling is awful and jarring, the kind of metal scratch that digs under the skin and embeds itself in the nerves. When he stops, he’s breathing in low rasps, his massive chest swelling with each breath.
“Some of you will never stop playing games. Hennnhh… I know one little kitten whose claws slipped in the setup of a clumsy rat trap. Losing her lives, one by nine.”
If it were possible to make eye contact through a lens, the Lab Rat King does it now, his amber eyes alive with the low, hot light.
“Foolish baby feline thought she could sap the strength of a beast through these swollen sanguine channels… drain the pain from purple vein and become monstrous. But you can’t CONSUME this hell. You shouldn’t wish for the worst--it is ALREADY COMING FOR YOU. Ready. Or. NOT.”
He pulls his hands away from the rusted metal, leaving behind red smears.
“Your hero’s reign will end in these jaws when you lose your last life. A beast you may be inside, but never enough of a monster to outclaw me. Ssssavour the leather and plate weighed around your waif’s waist for now, kitten. I need something TOUGHER to chew on, and that looks so tasty.”
He laughs, low and wicked; almost sadistic.
“But this is a two-course meal, isn’t it, Authoring Anachronist?”
The Rat takes a couple of steps back, cracking his neck and shoulders with audible snaps. His eyes remain fixed forward, predatory and gleaming.
“What virtue is it that is born with us?”
He practically snarls the words.
“Much lessssss can honour be ascribed thereto, honour is purchased by the deeds we do. Believe me, Hero, honour is not won, until some HONOURABLE DEED be DONE.”
He presses one red hand over his heart, smearing it down his chest as though wounded.
“Have you come to do the honourable deed, to slay this monster, hhhhhero? With the help of the little kitten? You have sworn to face the foe unknown, but I wonder if you’ll turn tail and run… there’s… still… time.”
He steps forward toward the bars, grabbing one with a hand and pressing his muzzle to the rusted steel.
“You’ve never run out of time. But have you run out of blood? What will it feel like? Or will it feel different the ssssssecond time?”
King once again returns to the center of the circle, surrounded by the red smears of his work. “You should be frightened. The cold in your heart is there to WARN YOU. You were ready for the Tarot Terror; perhaps you have steeled yourself against the iron prongs he’ll dig into your heart and into your deep secrets. But nothing prepared you for ME.”
Gesturing around the ring of red with open arms, he howls his final warning.
“I AM THE LAB RAT KING. I AM WRATH. I AM CARNAGE, AND I WILL CLIMB YOUR CORPSES TO ESCAPE MY CAGE.”
At the start of it, they buried a prince – so I’m told. Long before I was born there was a boy. Arthur, Prince of Wales, destined to ascend to the throne and unify this island once again – like the King Arthur of old. And then he died. His brother ruled England instead. Broke with Rome, spat in the face of the Pope, packed his court with thugs from Hackney and whores from France, dressing a number of them in the finery of a queen and displaying them to the public, parading his sordid adultery to the nation he ruled.
All this from my father, of course. By the time I was born, Henry was dead – and who he fucked and who he did not was of little consequence to me. I grew up under the shadow of an invasion. We were a fragile nation, held together by a smallpox-ridden virgin Queen and her advisors. Catholics congregated in secret cellars in every city in the Kingdom, preparing for saviours from Spain. On the coasts, in Wales and Ireland, sharp-eyed boys scanned the horizons. “No fleet today!” They’d announce upon their return. “England stands another week!”
We came to love the storm, in Kent. Whenever it rained we knew we were safe. A week or more of fine weather could spell trouble. As children, none of us knew what Spaniards looked like. Only that there were many of them. At a young age, my sisters were introduced to the apothecary and told “If the Spaniards come, run to this man and buy as much hemlock as you can – no Spanish invader will despoil any of my daughters.” In any case, none of my siblings would live to adulthood. A storm cannot prevent the invaders of disease. No apothecary can defy God’s will. If there is a God.
When the Spanish finally did come, their fleet sank. I was performing Tamburlaine at the time, a playwright only because they wouldn’t allow me to become a priest. “We’ve heard a rumour.” The old men at the college informed me, bushy eyebrows raised. “That after university you intend to sail to France and ordain yourself as a priest.” It had been a joke, of course. But not one that I could explain without incriminating myself further. Meeting young men of a similar…disposition to mine had been far easier in Cambridge than it had been in Kent – but I knew that the real action was across the channel, in the Catholic church. I didn’t join the theatre purely out of love for the arts.
There was great jubilation when the Spanish invasion failed. But not from me. All that build-up and such mean reward. I’d felt the same way after my first visit to a brothel. The Cold War was far from over. It continued – in the New World, where the Spanish sought to take Nova Albion, and in Flanders, where they harassed our Protestant brothers the Dutch. We loved the Dutch, of course – and it was out of love that I was sent over to dissuade them from seeking refuge with us. “Once they see what an Englishman looks like…” My masters sniggered at me. “They’ll be forced to stay and face the Spanish.” After university I’d been blackmailed into increasingly complex service for Her Majesty’s spymasters, but the pay allowed me the wealth to jaunt with London’s theatrical elite and pretend that I was, like them, a disgraced second son of a wealthy Staffordshire grain merchant rather than the upstart son of a shoemaker.
One such landowner’s son came to London – to escape his wife and young children, I later learned. He followed me around London, begging me to help him publish his poem ‘Venus and Adonis’. It was dull, derivative of my own work and disgustingly heterosexual. “Please, I’ll do anything.” He mentioned to me more than once. He wasn’t my type. “William, you have enormous potential.” I told him. “I will introduce you to every publisher I know.” Of course, I didn’t know any, and in any case I expected to be sent abroad any day. Flanders, again. Or perhaps Portugal. And then I was stabbed.
For me, the century of chaos was over – some seven years early. Another four would pass before I saw such chaos again.
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The End
By Christopher Marlowe
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“Republican minority leader Theodore Hotley earlier today broke party lines to vote down the controversial data privacy bill as it passed through congress. The bill, which would have given tech giants such as Facebook, Google and Spearhead unprecedented access – “
Vlad turned off the television, adjusted his turtleneck and turned back to the boardroom with a reassuring smile.
“A minor setback, gentlemen. I can assure you all that Spearhead is still on course to meet our projections. The actions of this conscientious Congressman will soon be corrected – Hotley’s up for re-election soon, we’ll donate to his opponent and get him out of office. A minor, minor setback. This changes nothing.”
This changes nothing. Vlad had to keep telling himself this to stop himself from grinding his fangs behind his smile. Sabiru had promised to make him the wealthiest, most powerful man in the world. A combination of meddling time travellers and renegade Republican politicians had delayed that process, and they had made him feel very small indeed.
Spearhead was his baby, a social media tool designed to impale the internet and drain users’ data in perpetuity – and Vladislav would be damned if he allowed this grand opportunity to slip through his fingers, to see his great vision constrained by bureaucracy and regulation.
But the walls were closing in – not literally, of course, all of the walls at Spearhead’s Silicon Valley offices were made of bamboo. Bamboo which, as Vladislav opened his mouth to effusively spout his next slogans, began to shatter and splinter as a man attempted to push through.
“Agh!” The man cried as he failed to fully burst through the wall. “I’ve been bamboozled!”
A few metres to the puncture’s left, El Tocino Azul sighed and opened the door to the conference room.
“Tyrone.” He addressed the bleeding man writhing in the half-caved in bamboo wall. “There was a door right here.”
Tyrone dislodged himself from the bamboo and joined Tocino in the doorway. Tocino began reading from a piece of paper.
“Vladislav Basarab Draculesti, third of his name, Voivode of Wallachia, CEO and founder of Basarab Tech Industries and Spearhead Social Media…” Tocino turned the page. “Impaler. You are under arrest for crimes against time.”
“You should have said crimelines against timelines.” Tyrone murmured.
“You do not have to say anything in your defence, and if you do I will not understand your accent.” Tocino finished, producing a pair of glowing Time Handcuffs.
“You’ll never take me alive!” Vladislav leapt into the bamboo wall, breaking through and emerging through the other side cleanly.
“What.” Tyrone responded with an exasperated sigh.
“After him!” Tocino ordered, barking into his walkie talkie. “Marlowe! Cut him off!”
As Vladislav sprinted down the corridor, pushing aside several unpaid interns – Marlowe emerged on the other side, palms facing outwards in a gesture of peace and goodwill.
“Halt.” Marlowe said softly.
Vladislav barrelled into him, sending them both toppling to the ground. Vladislav recovered quicker, getting to his feet and dodging Marlowe’s attempts to grab his ankles. Vlad burst through the doors into the street beyond, checking behind him to see if his pursuers were close. They were not. He took a step forward into the street and was hit by a car.
“Alexa, play ‘Barracuda’” A voice said, as the door of an expensive sports car slid open.
“Now playing ‘Barracuda’ by Fergie.” A robotic voice replied.
“No – Never mind. Fuck it.” Zed Hotley stepped out on to the road, wearing extravagant sunglasses and a neck brace that read ‘Free Huey’.
Vlad attempted to rise to his knees, shielding his eyes from the sun as the silhouette walked towards him.
“Hey kid.” Zed said, removing his sunglasses and spitting out a toothpick. “How bout you hit the road?”
Scrambling out of the door at once – Marlowe, Tocino and Tyrone all tumbled out into the street. Before the Romanian Warlord/Tech Guru could react, Tocino had locked the Time Handcuffs onto Vladislav’s wrists.
Wordlessly, Zed headed back to this car. The remaining three stared at each other.
“What happens now?” Marlowe asked.
“The portal.” Tocino said.
“Hey, Zed, can we get a lift, mate?” Tyrone asked after Zed.
**
Maybe it’s the hubris talking, but sometimes –
No, it’s definitely the hubris talking. Silvio Leon is a handsome, talented young man with an enormously bright future in Carnage Wrestling. He doesn’t have an enormous amount in common with me.
I met him, briefly, once. He read my fortune. And as I watched him do it a rare feeling occurred to me. The feeling of watching someone impossibly talented go about their work. The feeling of being near someone who is world-class at something. A brush with greatness, touching a star. I felt it with Zed. I feel it with Cat. And yes, four hundred and thirty years ago when he wrote me a shitty poem based on mine – I felt it with Will Shakespeare. I knew about him what I know about Zed, Catalina and now Silvio. I knew he was destined to surpass me.
The first time, with William, I felt terrible about it. Why could destiny not have chosen me instead? Why must I be a bystander to history? Why must I be a footnote? Why, no matter how hard I try, will posterity never record me as anything more then ‘Friend of Will Shakespeare’? Later, with Zed, I felt better. His situation was so unique – and yet so similar to mine – that I couldn’t help but sympathise with him. And I knew with him what I was never sure about with Will – that beneath the bravado, Zed Hotley was a good person. Vulnerable, yes. But good. I left my envy back in 1593, I have no use for it here. I have been blessed to see sights that Shakespeare could never dream of, to meet people far more diverse and interesting than any of those I left behind. I was lucky to come here, lucky to do all of these things, and lucky to be Zed Hotley’s friend. Even luckier still to meet someone like Catalina Cortes.
And that’s the word that comes to mind when I think about Silvio Leon: Fortune. If I lose my half of the tag titles, cost Catalina her undefeated record, let Zed down – I will still feel fortunate that I made it this far. Fortunate that I got to stand across the ring from one of the greats before he became one. To be a bystander in Leon’s march to greatness, a footnote in his story – recorded by posterity as ‘Opponent of Silvio Leon’. I’m flattered that even for a moment a man like Silvio Leon will focus all of his attentions on a man like me, the son of a shoemaker, a tiny failed playwright from Kent.
Silvio is, like me, a man out of time. Like me, a man made possible by the generosity and support of his friends. Like me, an outsider. But unlike me in so many other ways. So many ways that I desperately admire him for.
When Zed got injured I was alone. Silvio will never be alone. Even now, as he waits to reveal a mystery partner, I already know who it will be. Someone loyal, someone trustworthy, someone worthy of him. People have teamed with me out of pity, they will team with Silvio out of respect.
But even after hearing my fortune from the great Silvio Leon, I wouldn’t trade my life for his. I wouldn’t trade my friends for his. I wouldn’t even trade my future for his.
***
Tocino was still struggling to open the portal, he’d sent Tyrone to fetch the instruction manual.
“Please, please don’t sent me back to the Middle Ages!” Vladislav wept. “I’ll do anything!”
Some way apart from the others, Zed and Marlowe sat atop a wall.
“Poor guy.” Zed remarked, nodding at the cuffed criminal. “Do you know how bad the wi-fi is 14th century Wallachia?”
Kit snorted. “I can imagine.”
After some time, Marlowe turned to Zed and spoke to him with sincerity: “Zed, I am so glad you were sent here with me. I couldn’t have coped with all of this without you.”
Zed shrugged. “You seem to be doing fine, you’ve got a good thing going. That book deal –“
“Well, it isn’t a book deal.” Marlowe rubbed his neck. “Just a commission on a few erotic fiction pieces.”
“Still, though. Tag team champion. You and Cat make a great team.” Zed opened his mouth to say something else, but didn’t. Marlowe got the picture anyway. Better than us.
“I know you’re going to kill it against that crazed gypsy Silvio Leon and whatever circus freak he brings with him.” Zed finished.
“I met him before.” Kit replied. “You won’t remember now. He read my fortune. You want to know what he said?”
Zed shook his head. “No. I don’t believe in fortune tellings. Went to plenty as a kid, not one of them ever told me I’d end up stuck in the year 2020 with a long-dead poet. Nothing ever works out the way it’s supposed to. Look at my brother – look at who he became because I wasn’t there. Hell, look at us.”
Zed wasn’t finished: “When we signed up and started training together it was so we could perform together – and yet we’ve only ever succeeded when we’ve been apart. Since I’ve been injured, all I’ve done is be a third wheeling mascot for your little Latina love fest. I’m not blaming you, but I’ve been talking with Tyrone and –“
“If you gave her a chance and got to know her, you’d like her too!” Marlowe exclaimed, uncharacteristically interrupting. “But you won’t give this world a chance. This world is amazing! Catalina is amazing! But you don’t try.”
“I don’t try?” Zed stood up. “Just because things have come so easy to you doesn’t mean that I’m not trying. You think I’m lazy, you think I’m some kind of bum? Acting like, like my father half the time – asking me where I’m going and who I’m going with. Do you have any idea what those Monstimal fucks did to my neck, because of –“
Marlowe puts a hand on Zed’s arm. “I know you’ve been skipping your physical therapy. I’ve known it for weeks. Zed, you’re not going to get back in the ring if you don’t put the effort in!”
“I –“ Zed began, only to be interrupted by a cough from Tocino.
“I got the portal open.” He said simply.
They threw Vlad the Impaler back from whence the came, an anomaly repaired, a timeline corrected. He cried and babbled as Tyrone pushed him to the portal.
“I’ll tell you anything. I have so much data! Politicians, celebrities – I could make you all Kings!” He tried to bargain. “Sabiru! Sabiru’s alive, I’ll tell you where he is! What he’s planning!”
They paid him no heed. He disappeared in the vortex.
Zed brushed past Marlowe. “Me next.” He said.
Marlowe hurried after him. “What? What do you mean?”
“I’m going back.” Zed didn’t turn around. “Tyrone & Tocino said I could. I’m going to fix it, do it right this time – my brother, my band, my Father – all of it.”
“But…” Marlowe stood in front of Zed. “Aren’t you happy here?”
Zed sighed. “You can…If you want…You’d like the seventies, Kit, I promise. Nobody had written anything good yet, you’d be a legend – the new Hunter Thompson.”
“But…” Marlowe didn’t finish his sentence. He didn’t need to. Zed understood. But Cat.
So Marlowe let him go, pulled his coat around himself and walked home without a backwards glance. He didn’t want Zed to see him cry.
Zed walked right up to the portal. If he squinted hard enough he could make out a blurry party, the mountain of cocaine and LSD that he’d overdosed on during his final wild night in 1979. If he reached out, he’d be there. Back home. Still time to fix everything. Still time to be the older brother he should have been, to have the life he should have had.
He scratched an itch under his neck brace. He never liked to leave a job unfinished.
Post by Super Smash Cat Inc on Oct 11, 2020 18:07:46 GMT -5
“Why does Catalina get ice cream?” asked Javier Cortes. The red ceramic bowl scraped across the granite countertop as he slid it toward his seven-year-old daughter, her eyes dancing greedily over the mountain of chocolate chip cookie dough, topped with crumpled up Oreos. It was Javier’s dessert masterpiece, a sugary monument to his daughter’s killer instinct.
The slide stopped. Javier held the bowl just out of his daughter’s reach. She wasn’t done earning it yet. Spurred on by her maniacal sweet tooth, she answered hopefully. “Because I punched Leo’s balls.”
“That’s not why, sweetie,” Javier said, holding the bowl in place.
“I’m gonna punch you in your balls one day,” Leo pouted from the chair beside Catalina, his vow born of childish misery and a lack of anatomical knowledge. He stared at the plate of sliced zucchini in front of him, refusing to take a bite, as if crunching into one of the awful vegetables was an admission of failure.
“Try it, bitch,” Catalina challenged, confident that she did not currently and may never have balls. She turned back to her father, trying and failing to maintain eye contact. Her gaze kept slipping to the ice cream and she knew their central air-conditioning would only keep it cold for so long. Desperately, she scrambled for another answer. “Because I pinned him?”
“Close,” Javier said, slowly sliding the bowl to her. “It’s because you pinned him immediately after you punched him. You created an opportunity and capitalized on it, and you didn’t let the fact that he’s your brother stop you. Do you know who does that?”
He slid the bowl forward, allowing Catalina to seize it. She buried the spoon in one side, scooping out a chunk and finally treating herself. “Winners!” she shouted, through a mouthful of ice cream. Her brother kept sulking as he gnawed on a slice of zucchini.
Javier kept talking as they ate, intent on burning the lesson into his children’s brains. “Fighting fair is noble, but it isn’t very practical. Losing because you fought fair doesn’t give you the moral high ground. It only makes you a loser.”
Catalina absorbed the words as she devoured spoonful after spoonful of sugary bliss. It was the taste of victory, befitting of the Cortes creed: Victory is everything. She looked at her brother, who had just barely made it through his first piece of zucchini. Never before had she felt so superior to another human being.
The slam of the front door snapped her back to reality. Her mother stepped into the kitchen moments later, ninja mask pulled down to her neck, her face littered with fresh bruises. Underneath one arm she carried a trio of pizzas. “You wouldn’t believe the day I’ve had. Shiver challenged me to a Kōri no tatakai. I’ll spare you the details, but let’s just say ribs are much easier to shatter when they’re frozen.” She slid the pizzas onto the counter as she spoke, her eyes surveying her family. They stopped on Catalina. “I see someone’s having an ice cream day. And what did you do to deserve that?”
Catalina could only burst into a fit of giggles as she kept eating. “Go ahead,” her father prodded.
“I’m a winner!” Catalina proclaimed.
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"It's a mind game," Catalina said, fighting back the quick temper that was so often her go-to reaction. She paced backstage at the Carnage Arena, in a random dressing room she annexed only a few minutes earlier. She, Marlowe and Zed were in catering when Silvio Leon’s promo aired. Though they weren’t booked on Chaos 99, the trio still took the opportunity to gorge themselves on free finger sandwiches. But the video stopped them cold. The Mystifying Oracle’s announcement changed everything. At Chaos 100 the Kit-Kat Connection would not be defending their titles against StarFox. They would be defending them against Silvio Leon and someone else. A someone who could be anyone.
Marlowe was diplomatic to a fault, as always. "We don’t know that. Surely there’s an explanation. Could be personal, health, something as mundane as a visa issue. StarFox is a team. Being forced to find a replacement partner two weeks before our match is potentially catastrophic for Silvio. Best case scenario, he finds one who he has no experience teaming with." He laid his argument out with the precision and pacing of a seasoned thespian, standing still but speaking with careful gestures, an attempt to counteract Catalina’s anxious pacing. Zed reclined against the wall by the door, paying little attention to the argument. Unlike the two of them, he did not forget his sandwiches in catering, and busied himself on quartered clubs.
Marlowe’s argument got Catalina to stop in her tracks. She took a deep breath as she gathered her thoughts, preparing to gallantly defend the conclusion she had previously jumped to. “Unless that’s the plan. Pretend Ko’s gone, then surprise, he got his personal or health or whatever problems all sorted out at the last minute and he actually can compete. Meanwhile we’re completely off guard from making last minute adjustments to a game plan that didn’t need adjusting. Sneaky little hobbitses.” Catalina was irritable enough that she put no effort into her Smeagol impression, knowing it would be wasted on Marlowe.
The word hung in the air, leaving Marlowe befuddled. "Hobbitses?" he asked. Even the reference was wasted.
"Tolkein, bro. Short, eat constantly, always wanna stay home,” Catalina explained, as her face came to life with a horrifying realization. “Oh shit, I’m a hobbit.”
Shaking his head, Marlowe fought to take back control of the conversation now that they had veered off the original topic. "Sounds more like a hobgoblin. Just when I thought they'd never again vex me."
But Catalina snatched the reigns back. “I’m more vexed at the thought of losing our tag titles because our challengers decided to fight dirty.” Now it sounded less like an accusation and more like an undeniable truth.
“This isn’t some Machiavellian plot,” Marlowe explained, curious if Catalina got his reference. “I have no doubt that Kohaku’s departure surprised Silvio as much as it did us. He’s in a worse position than we are. We just need to reassess our strategy.”
Burying her face in her hands, Catalina vented her rage with a scream loud enough to distract Zed from his sandwiches for a moment. When he saw that she wasn’t attacking Marlowe, he went back to them. “Beating Kohaku was our strategy, because Kohaku’s actually been beaten,” Catalina reminded Marlowe. “I’ve watched every match Silvio’s had in Carnage, backwards and forwards. I got nothing on this guy, which would be less of a problem if he was partnering with a known quantity.”
Undaunted, Marlowe continued his attempt to reframe a seemingly dire situation. “So our only option is focusing our efforts on the one opponent whom we know we’re facing. A man who may be able to tell the future.” Marlowe stopped himself, realizing how that possibility made the situation much more dire.
“You can’t honestly believe that,” Catalina laughed. It was a flat, humorless laugh, but enough to let Marlowe know she thought he was being silly.
But this time Marlowe nocked a deadly counterpoint and loosed it on Catalina. “I’m from the year 1593.”
She nodded, acknowledging she had no retort. It was a rare thing for Catalina, who often argued solely for the sake of arguing. Everything was a contest, and she did not like losing. Marlowe was proud of her growth as a human being, even though her trust issues often created unnecessary complications from thin air. “Right,” she agreed, mentally recapping their conversation and then pressing forward. “So we double-down on the sure thing, ignore the wildcard and use our experience as the ace up our sleeve. I’ve been watching a lot of card videos to prep.” Most of those videos centered on playing cards, but since Catalina couldn’t be sure how many types of cards Silvio was an expert with, she thought it practical to diversify her research.
“It’s all we can do,” Marlowe admitted, relieved that Catalina was being reasonable. “Silvio’s given us no reason to expect chicanery, but we can count on him bringing his best as a wrestler. Which is, thus far, unbeatable.”
“Maybe I’m unbeatabler,” said Catalina, her eyes alight with a devilish determination. Marlowe was relieved to see it, though he winced at her butchery of the English language. “Sorry, I’m trying to find my usual overconfidence but I must’ve left it in my Zelda cosplay. This is gonna be really, really hard.”
Marlowe shrugged, and tried to relieve the tension. “And if his cards are right, then he knows we’re having this conversation, all our weaknesses, and the perfect opponent to use against us. So we’re already doomed.” The words sounded more optimistic in his head.
“Awesome confidence, ten out of ten,” Catalina offered, with the accompaniment of a pitiful thumbs up. “But I get you. Silvio gonna Silvio, so we gotta Kit-Kat.”
“More or less,” Marlowe nodded, turning to Zed, who was putting away the last bite of his last sandwich. “Any ideas, Zed?”
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After two months in Carnage Wrestling, Catalina expected better. She expected merchandise and autograph signings, pyrotechnics and elaborate entrances, main events and title opportunities. Instead she was stuck midcarding against Zed Hotley on Chaos 89. Somehow, this idiot who inhaled too much hairspray was one-half of the Carnage Wrestling Tag Team Champions. Zed’s original partner, Kit Somethingorother, was currently injured, so he was sharing the tag titles with a member of the Monstimals. Catalina caught the gist of his tragicomic backstory in a pre-match promo. When Zed admitted he was unaware he even had a match, Catalina punted a trash can backstage. When he thought he was wrestling Mike Schultz, she finally stormed out to the ring, intent on Blaze Kicking Zed’s head right off his shoulders.
And so they had a match. For a complete idiot, Zed wasn’t a particularly bad wrestler. He was lightning quick and Catalina delighted in following up each and every one of his moves with a faster, flashier version. But then Zed caught her with a lackluster Magistral Cradle. He only scored a two count, but he was so confident he won that he actually had words with the referee.
It wasn’t his mistreatment of a Carnage official that lit up Catalina’s brain like a billboard of rage. It was the idea that this jackass had the unmitigated arrogance to think he could beat her. She was fourth-generation rudo royalty. Her response was a dropkick that sent Zed crashing into the referee. Not enough to take the official out of the match, but it gave her enough of an opening to uppercut Zed right in his stupid balls and catch him with a perfectly done Magistral Cradle. One three count later, and she was victorious. The Carnage Legion didn’t seem to like it, but Catalina was content to cheat her way to success..
The low blow left Zed stunned after their match. That was when his partner in the Monstimals turned on him, when he was attacked by three men and put on the shelf just like his partner Kit Whatshisface. But that wasn’t Catalina’s problem. The important thing was that she beat Zed.
And who would care that she cheated? Against Zed Hotley? He didn’t matter. Fair or unfair, victory was everything. It was the only thing sweeter than ice cream. Her career prospects could only improve from here. With any luck, she would never have to deal with Zed Hotley again.
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“Any ideas Zed?” Marlowe asked.
Zed looked up, snapping out of a daze. Catalina wondered if the pattern on his neck brace was cheetah or leopard. Then she wondered where someone could even get such a neck brace. “Huh?” Zed said, still chewing.
“I got an idea,” Catalina butted in. “Zed’s our insurance. We go into the match under the assumption that Silvio will play fair, and if we’re wrong, we have Zed around to even things out.”
“How’s he going to even things out?” Marlowe argued. “He’s still injured. And there won’t be any evening out. Silvio’s given us no reason to distrust him.”
Zed finally butted in. “You want the biggest tag title match in Carnage history?”
Hands clasping together, a dreamy look came into Catalina’s eyes. “More than anything.”
Zed approached and hooked one arm around her shoulders, the other painting the picture of a hypothetical marquee for Catalina’s dream match. “The undefeated First Lady of Lucha Catalina Cortes and the Poet Laureate of Carnage Christopher Marlowe defend the Carnage Wrestling Tag Team Championships against the undefeated mystifying and death-defying Silvio Leon and his mystery partner! Who’s streak will end? Can Silvio Leon not just see the future, but become the future as he and his mystery partner unseat the champions? Or will the Kit-Kat Connection shuffle the deck and deal Silvio his first joker? Find out in the tag title match to end all tag title matches!” His spiel accomplished, he removed his arm and went back to the wall. “Something like that?”
Catalina was practically drooling at Zed’s fantastical match promotion. “Yes, although I don’t think there are jokers in tarot. That was amazing. I got so distracted thinking Silvio might do something duplicitous that I completely forgot about the epic epicness of our match.”
“It’s called projecting,” Zed declared, his tone confident with Wikipedia-infused knowledge. “You see your own flaws and insecurities manifested in other people.”
Both Catalina and Marlowe picked up Zed’s implication. As always, Marlowe differed to diplomacy. “Zed, what are you saying?”
“It’s fine,” Catalina interrupted. “Kit, can you give us a minute? And maybe make sure my plate is still in catering? I gotta carb load for training later.”
“Sure,” Kit said, eyes dashing back and forth between Zed and Catalina, both his partners. He disappeared into the hallway, closing the door behind him.
Catalina broke the following silence with a dramatic exhale. “So, Zed. Are we cool? Because I feel like we’re not. And I get that I’m a lot to handle sometimes, so if I’m abrasive or pushy or as my brother would say, ‘a hyper-competitive sociopath’ because I kneed him in the chest over Mario Kart… Well, I would like to apologize.”
“You know you never apologized for punching me in the balls,” Zed said.
Catalina responded with a shrug. “Can we lump the ball punching apology in with one big general apology?”
“We could,” Zed offered, his own diplomacy lacking the grace and subtlety of Marlowe’s. “Should we also throw in how after the ball punching, you left me to get destroyed by the Monstimals, then you stepped in to tag with my partner, so you could make yourself look like a hero? Doesn’t take a psychic to see through your act. But hey, I get why you’re trying to turn Silvio into the bad guy.”
“It’s not an act,” Catalina said, hoping that in the time it took her to get the words out that she could formulate a decent argument for why, exactly, it was not like that. “I just get caught up in my own bullshit and when I do, I don’t always read people or situations accurately. Which is why I really need Kit around to curb my worst impulses.”
“Kit’s not around now,” Zed pointed out. “What made you think Silvio would do something dirty?”
“It’s what I would do,” Catalina admitted. “Or would’ve done. Back when I was punching you in the balls. Do whatever it takes to win, because winning is the only thing that matters.”
Zed actually laughed at that. “So the power of friendship made you a better person? Don’t you think that sounds a little corny?”
“Yeah,” Catalina agreed. “It sounds very corny, but I’m gonna lean into that and try not to assume everyone is a terrible person. Then maybe I won’t feel like a terrible person.”
Zed gave her a shrug. “Do whatever mental gymnastics you have to do to convince yourself you’re right. A few minutes ago you were expecting the worst out of Silvio. Maybe he’s the one who should expect the worst out of you.”
“It’s cool,” Zed said, springing off the wall and brushing past Catalina on his way to the door. “You and Kit can count on me. But if I were Silvio, I’d keep an eye on you.”
Silvio Leon was unbeaten and possibly unbeatable. Catalina was unbeaten in Carnage, but as her failure at the Flamingo Academy proved, she could be defeated in spectacular fashion. She had been a loser and did not care for it. But did she care so much about beating Silvio Leon in the biggest match of her career, at the biggest show in Carnage Wrestling history that she might embrace the worst version of herself?
Or was that the best version?
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Catalina sat cross legged on the floor of her studio apartment, which had been converted to a field of stars through the magic of greenscreen. Her red hoodie was pulled up, partially obscuring her Zed Hotley’s Kit-Kat Connection shirt, tendrils of bleach blond hair squeezing past her face. The only illumination came from the white glow of her laptop screen, lending her a ghostly appearance fit for a student film. “Greetings, Legion.”
“Decided to skimp on my usual exorbitant effects budget so that I can be real with you. This match has been a long time coming, and you deserve that much.”
“If I’m being honest, I have to admit that not facing StarFox left me a little butthurt. Since popping into the Carnage tag scene they were the team that we were destined to have a starcrossed showdown with. It was one of your girl’s first year dream matches. Biggest tag teams, biggest tag match, biggest show. An epic of epic epicness that would forever cement the Carnage Tag Team Championships as the most highly contested titles in the company.”
She gave a sullen shrug.
“Stuff happens. Best of luck to Kohaku out there in the big wide world and worst of luck to Silvio because Marlowe and I aim to keep our belts, and a guy who can see the future should be able to cope with a little bad luck. Like I said, Sils. At first I was disappointed, but when I think about the drama that a mystery opponent adds to this confrontation, I am ecstatic. It’s not ideal from a strategy standpoint, but oh baby, the spectacle of it all. I’m happy to call us even from an advantages versus disadvantages standpoint, because me and Marlowe won’t know who you’re tagging with until you bring them out. But you won’t know how well you gel with multiple-question marks until you’re in the ring with the Carnage Wrestling Tag Team Champions. Not the best place to work the kinks out, and I’m a lady who loves working out kinks.”
Catalina held up a piece of paper with a NSFW blur over the center, obscuring the figures. Only the label SILVIO/LRK 2ND BASE was left clear.
“But to reduce you to an object of slash is so reductive. You and I are the only wrestlers in Carnage with months long undefeated streaks. As a competitor, when I think of being the first person to beat Silvio Leon, a single strand of slobber drips all the way down to my Chuck Taylors. I want it bad, Sils. Which raises the question -- how exactly does one beat Silvio Leon?”
The stars behind her shifted into question mark constellations.
“People toss around the term ‘mind games,’ whenever a wrestler shows a knack for outthinking their competition, even though wrestling is full of dumb people with no other job skills. But you’ve outthought plenty of non-dummies. The Mystifying Oracle slicing through the psyches of his opponents with his tarot cards, shuffling their cerebral decks and dealing out their greatest weaknesses face up, for the world to see. Can’t say I know much about soothsaying, but I’ve never seen someone who can read folks the way you do. Whether it’s your spooky cards or your spooky brain, you’re so good at beating people mentally that nobody’s been able to beat you physically.”
“Really makes me wish I wasn’t such a bundle of neuroses, but I can only blame my parents for so much as long as they’re still paying my rent. Every bit of grandstanding I’ve done for the sake of this match is because I’m an entitled little shit that likes being in the spotlight. I’ve tried to come to grips with that fact, because I’m terrified that you already see it, Silvio. And that you’re going to show the world. But with that, I have no doubt that you’ll crack my brain open like an egg and reveal things that it would take me years and thousands of dollars in therapy to get to. Things that will make me projectile vomit in horrifying self-realization -- the absolute worst of my worst qualities. Considering how much some of our coworkers like making each other bleed and almost die, you’re scarier than you have any right to be. Who knew all it took was a deck of cards?”
The stars shifted again, this time into smile emojis.
“And there’s the ethereal charm, the smile that cuts like a knife and says without saying don’t worry about me, I’m not going to destroy you. Face of an angel, will of a demon, but you’re such an affable one, nobody would ever know until you’re chewing on their soul. Angel and demon motifs go way back in my family. We’re peas in a pod, homey. Both of us ready to unleash heaven and hell, so sure of ourselves that we’re willing to wager eternal damnation on a chance at paradise. Kit’s been explaining theater to me, and I think I finally get it.”
“Because this isn’t just competition. It’s theater and after all the hyping of the BIGGEST TAG TITLE MATCH IN CARNAGE WRESTLING HISTORY, I will rend every plane of existence asunder to deliver what I promised: That the best wrestlers in Carnage are competing over the tag titles. Obviously, the hierarchy goes me, you, Marlowe. Hypothetically your partner would be fourth unless it’s like Eli Goode, in which case, I swear to God I will kill you.”
The smiles contorted into frowns, their eyes becoming X’s.
“Of course, I don’t want to kill you, Silvio. I just want to beat you more than I have ever wanted to beat anybody, which is weird considering this isn’t a blood feud and you didn’t kidnap any of my loved ones or kick an adorable micro pig or erase my Fire Emblem: Three Houses data. I just want to beat the best wrestler in Carnage Wrestling. That might be you, Sil.”
The stars realigned a final time, shaping themselves into a flashing white CATALINA CORTES floating in the vacuum of space. She gave the camera a final, wicked smirk.