Post by The Avenger on Oct 4, 2020 20:40:53 GMT -5
LAST TIME IN THE AVENGERVERSE: Season one was crazy! Alternate Avengers, robots, dinosaurs, ball pits, other crazy things. Honestly, you’re better off checking out the recap our favorite superhero did for you.
The Avenger: That’s kind of lazy, narrator.
Why do any work when you did it for me?
The Avenger: Don’t make me dock your pay for season two.
You don’t pay me. Well, not real money, anyway.
The Avenger: Those Avenger bucks are perfectly legal tender!
AVENGERVERSE:
VOLUME 2:
ISSUE 1: JACK TO THE FUTURE
Time: Unknown
Location: Earth #1970
The Avenger had been away for some time. And the universe he found himself in wasn’t a very nice one.
A battle had been raging. Heroes of various identities, colors and creeds were turning into dust at the same time. No one was safe. The master of the mystic arts. A rag-tag group of galaxy guardians. Not even the younger one that everybody liked. They were all dead.
The battle was over.
The bad guy won.
The Avenger: No! This sucks!
Finally...the credits began to roll. Avenger got up and shut off the TV in anger.
The Avenger: Why did you make me watch that? It was depressing! My adventures are never like that! And I wasn’t even there!
Another Avenger, this one from Earth #536, simply shook his head. He was the larger of the two, by a fair amount. He had been tinkering with something at a table nearby, as the two were inside a rickety shack that somehow still had electricity. It’s a comic book, we’re not obligated to explain science to you.
Avenger #536: I told you when you started that I had to scan the multiverse for the one Avenger...or Avenger-equivalent, I guess, that could finally help us. Or do you not want to save our friends from Tipfly?
The Avenger stomped his feet and sulked over, looking at ‘Fat Avenger’ as he tinkered with the multiversal remote.
The Avenger: Of course I want to save Sam!
Avenger #536: And the other two?
The Avenger: Of course I want to save Sam!
The larger Avenger glared at him for a moment and our hero meekly took a step back. He chuckled uneasily and shrugged.
The Avenger: I mean, obviously I care about the cowboy. And the dark and brooding one, even if he is absolutely no fun at all.
Avenger #536: Well I don’t know about you, but since they’re alternate forms of us, I’d like to see them alive again.
The multiversal remote beeped and made a clicking noise, as if it were sentient and agreeing. It had seen some damage in their last (and really, only) battle with the multiverse’s worst rapper and wrestler, who now had twenty World titles from various Earths, erasing those worlds completely.
We’d show you the battle, but we don’t have the budget. Plus, our Avenger doesn’t like sad endings.
The Avenger: Darn right, I don’t!
Avenger #536: You DON’T want to see them alive?
The Avenger: No I was talking to…
He can’t hear me, doofus.
The Avenger: Nevermind.
The larger Avenger shrugged and used his metal pliers to twist something inside the MR. It began beeping rapidly and the numbers on the screen began to flicker until it finally stopped at 42.
Avenger #536: We have our heading. Grab my shoulder and hold your breath. I swear, if you throw up on me again, I’ll leave you there.
The Avenger: Like I have any control over that.
The other Avenger pressed a button and the two blipped out of existence, before they found themselves in the interdimensional void once again. To our hero’s credit, he didn’t spend the entire time screaming. Countless universes passed in front of them, showing images of Avengers still unaware of what was even going on.
Perhaps we will meet them later.
For now, Avenger rubbed at his stomach in an effort to keep himself from getting too nauseous. The pair lurched forward and blipped out again, before landing in…
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Time: Still unknown. Maybe Tuesday?
Location: Earth #42
This Earth seemed perfectly normal and pleasant. Like everyone had all of the answers. The two had appeared in the middle of a highway, but there were no cars. When Avenger looked up, he saw why.
The cars were flying overhead. Avenger felt the nausea get even worse but his mouth hung agape in awe.
The Avenger: Holy cheese wiz! Are we in the FUTURE?
Avenger #536: Nope. This Earth just advanced far more than most of the others. Because of one man. He is the Avenger of this universe, but they don’t call him that. There’s nothing to avenge. Instead, he’s called…Paragon.
The Avenger: Sounds like a controversial name that is going to make people mad just for having a story revolve around it.
Avenger #536: That’s...very specific.
The Avenger: It just came to me.
Fat Avenger, as our hero sometimes calls him, played around with the MR some more. Avenger found he was unable to stop staring at the cars flying overhead at a breakneck pace. Suddenly, there was a vision of a man silhouetted against the sun. He lowered down on what appeared to be a hoverboard. Avenger held a hand up to shield his eyes from the sun and get a better look.
Something about this man looked familiar. The muscles. The mustache. It seemed that this was…
The Avenger: JACK MICHAELS?!?! The Avenger of this universe is Jack Michaels?!
Avenger #536: No, I told you. He’s Paragon.
The Avenger: Gross.
Paragon: I think the word you're looking for is 'hello' my caped friend.
The Avenger shook his head.
The Avenger: Nope. Can’t do it. If I try to sell a copy of this issue to the Carnage roster they’re going to throw me out of the locker room! They hate this guy!
Avenger #536: A copy of the...what? Look, this isn’t that Earth’s Jack. And I don’t think that one is all that bad anyway.
The Avenger: HEEL TURN!
Paragon: Uh… I'm standing right here. At the very least you can pretend like I'm not invisible or something. Only my daughter, The Distorted Angel can do that.
Yeah, I, your narrator, am the only invisible one here.
Anyway, the two Avengers stopped bickering and looked at the hero in front of them. He was a perfected version of any universe’s Jack, much like this seemed to be the perfect universe in general.
Avenger #536: Sorry, he’s new to multiverse hopping.
The Avenger: Okay, but WHY is this one so special?
Avenger’s stomach turned around again. He had the feeling he shouldn’t have had two servings of spicy nachos while watching that three hour movie.
Avenger #536: Because of his luck powers. Nothing bad EVER happens to him!
Paragon: That is absolutely true. It all started when I was just five years old. I was blessed by an old Chinese monk. He said that I would be the one that brings peace to the world through the use of my mustache. The next thing I knew, I had the most glorious lip of any five-year-old on the planet and with that came the ability to always find a way to come out on top in any situation.
Avenger: #536: If only we had some way of testing it.
The Avenger stepped forward to shake Paragon’s hand and found that he suddenly couldn’t control his gag reflex anymore. He felt himself begin to vomit, and watched helplessly as it moved to splatter on Paragon’s uniform. That’s when a fierce wind blew in and the disgusting mess shot off to the side, landing only inches from where it was originally going to go.
Avenger #536: That’s amazing!
The Avenger: You literally told me not to do that, and now it’s amazing?
Avenger #536: No! The wind that kept it from hitting our friend here. Did you even feel a breeze when we landed?
Our hero thought for a moment, then shook his head. Paragon smiled, amused by the entire situation, even if he had narrowly avoided getting hit with half-digested cheese, tortilla chips and refried beans.
Paragon: With great mustache comes great responsibility. And because of that, I know that you must be here for a reason that goes beyond the protection of my home planet.
Avenger #536: The whole multiverse, actually. Actually, it’s better to explain it on the way, if you’re coming, that is.
The Avenger: Get ready to throw up!
Paragon: I… Well okay, if evil is afoot I will throw up with the best of them.
Avenger #536: Okay, just grab onto me. Or him.
The Avenger: Wait!
Avenger #536: What?
The Avenger: Can't we get someone crazy to fight him? Like, where's the Trent Steel of this universe?
Paragon: Over there.
He pointed to a steel bar laying on the ground, with white paint on one end and a piece of tape with Trent scrawled on it taped to the side.
The Avenger: That's not even a little funny.
The larger Avenger sighed.
Avenger #536: Let’s go.
He offered his arm like a man waiting for a bird to perch on it. First Paragon took it and then our Avenger did, before taking a glance at the steel girder and wondering why someone would name it. Then, they slipped out of Earth #42 and into the void.
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Time: Do I look like a watch?
Location: Earth #1970
After a flash of light, the trio found themselves inside the only big building left standing on this Earth. Most of it was a barren wasteland with a few shacks here and there surrounded by dead trees. This was the nightmare world, and for some reason, a terrible rapper-wrestler hybrid decided to make his base here.
Avenger steadied himself, deciding to use Earth #42’s Jack Michaels for support. The hero known as Paragon, meanwhile, seemed completely unfazed by the jump.
Paragon: I don't mean to be rude but does everyone from his universe get sick like that?
Avenger #536: Yeah, no. He's just...special.
The Avenger: Wait, why are we inside Tipfly’s building? Shouldn’t we plan?
Avenger #536: I did all the planning while you were watching movies. Why do you think Jack’s here?
The Avenger: Fanservice?
Avenger of Earth #536 rolled his eyes and pointed to the elevator.
Avenger #536: Okay, that goes to the penthouse. Once we get up there, it’s up to you to fight him.
Paragon: By the power of Tom Selleck justice shall be served!
With that, he pressed a button on his outfit and the hoverboard he had been using earlier appeared again, extending out so the other two could step on. They did so, as even the larger one felt it supported his weight. They then zoomed through the door to the stairs and straight up past the flights. The Avenger tried to scream but his counterpart covered his mouth.
They finally got to the top and out the door, and found there was no one inside the penthouse.
Avenger #536: No security? Not even Ataxia?
The Avenger: That’s lucky.
Paragon: Luck is my game.
Paragon walked ahead and Avenger mimicked him like a child who just got scolded by their mother. They moved to the center of the penthouse, where a chair sat near a glass window, overlooking the remainder of the city. It suddenly wheeled around and there was Tipfly, stroking one of several championship belts that were surrounding him.
Tipfly: Yo, homies. I guess you fools didn’t learn from the last time, didja? Well, My name is Tipfly and I’m here to say // I’m gonna erase your Earths in a major way!
Paragon and Avenger #536 groaned at the awfulness of the rhymes. It was so bad, it was actually painful. Our Avenger, solidly behind Paragon, stepped out and pointed a finger in the direction of his nemesis.
The Avenger: You are SO white. That’s cultural appropriation and you know it!
TipFly: Nah dawg. What I do is championship appropriation. And thanks for bringing da champ from Earth #42 here.
Paragon: You won't thank me once I rip your voicebox out so we can no longer hear those awful raps!
Avenger #536: Don’t just rush in, he’s got that gauntlet thingy! He already used it on three of us!
Our hero lowered his head and sighed.
The Avenger: Even Sam…
Paragon: Sam?
Avenger #536: Action. From Earth #1971. He’s that universe’s Avenger, just like you’re the one from #42.
Paragon: I see… So this Tipfly is more of a monster than his raps let on.
Tipfly: You dumb heroes make me mad // Wastin my time with powers that sad!
Tipfly then hit a button on his device and ran at Paragon, hoping to hit him immediately with the Inferior Gauntlet. Instead, he slipped one one of his belts and the punch went directly past the hero’s head, colliding with (and destroying) a nearby column.
Tipfly: Wha...how did I miss that?
Paragon: The power of THE MUSTACHE.
The Avenger: Yeah, now YOU be trippin’, dawg!
Everyone looked at Avenger and he hung his head in shame.
The Avenger: Sorry.
Tipfly tried again, swinging with a backfist, but this time it merely grazed Paragon, causing the hairs on his powerful mustache to bristle. Paragon then swept the leg, forcing Tipfly to fall on his backside. Tipfly looked at the gauntlet and saw that the first blow somehow turned the switch to off, even though that had never happened before.
Avenger #536: Holy shit, this is actually working!
Tipfly: What’s working? What did you jerks do?
Paragon: The power of Luck and justice are here to destroy YOU!
The Avenger: Which means you are gon get got, fool!
Again, everyone stared at our Avenger. He threw his hands up in the air and walked away.
The Avenger: Sam would have found it funny.
Paragon: Or you can save yourself from destruction by accepting my offer by trading your Gauntlet for what I have in my pocket.
He then reached into his pocket and pulled out, of all things, a Hostess Fruit Pie. Avenger #536 glanced at it, bewildered, then back at Jack.
Avenger #536: That is NEVER going to work.
Tipfly: Yo, is that apple? I’ll take it! There’s not any real food anywhere on this damn Earth!
He got to his feet and yanked the Inferior Gauntlet off his arm, tossing it to the floor. He greedily took the fruit pie away from Paragon and tore open the wrapper before shoving it into his mouth. He walked by a few feet, eating as he went. The other two Avengers took a moment to process their shock.
The Avenger: No. Way.
Suddenly, the realization of what he had just done hit him and Tipfly spat out half of his food.
Tipfly: OH SHIT? WHAT DID I DO?
He spun on his heels and made to run back for the gauntlet. Paragon prepared to fight him, but our Avenger stepped out in front.
The Avenger: No way Jack. This time, I’ve got this.
Paragon: Um… Are you sure my caped compadre?
The Avenger: Darn tootin’, I am. Without that doohickey on his arm anymore...he’s the multiverse’s worst wrestler again.
Tipfly yelled out, crumbs of fruit pie falling down his chin as he did so, and charged at Avenger. Avenger switched to a side stance and then hit him with a SUPERHERO KICK! The kick hit Tipfly flush on the chin and he stopped in mid-stride, before comically falling back onto the ground, unconscious.
The Avenger: I cannot believe that actually worked.
Avenger #536: Yeah, that kick wasn’t that strong.
The Avenger: I meant the fruit pie, you jerk.
Paragon: Never underestimate the power of a fruit pie.
Our Avenger moves over and picks up the Inferior Gauntlet, which seems like it has more buttons and switches than the MR they had been using.
Avenger #536: Easy, Vengy, that thing is absolute power. And you know what they say about that.
The Avenger: I’m not gonna wear it. I just want our friends back. Hey, you!
Avenger walked over to Tipfly and nudged him with the toe of his boot, shaking him at least partially awake.
The Avenger: Where’s Sam? Tell me how to bring him back! And all the universes you wrecked!
Tipfly: I..I don’t know dawg. I just used it to help me out.
Paragon: Hmmm... while I certainly appreciate your attempt to make the gauntlet work my masked Marauder, perhaps I can be of some help?
Avenger, dejected, handed it over to Paragon and sat down in Tipfly’s chair, tossing random world titles from deleted Earths aside. Paragon stared at the Inferior Gauntlet for a moment, then began to press random buttons and turn knobs. Suddenly, there was a whirring noise and the championship belts around Avenger began to vanish, one by one.
The Avenger: Wait, what?
Avenger #536: I don’t believe it. He’s restoring the destroyed universes! The belts are going back to their homes!
Paragon: Well for some reason I was able to figure out what the button combinations were and yeah, it was kind of easy.
Avenger #536: Anyone tell you that you’re too lucky?
Paragon: Only my daughter. My other daughter. My wife…
The Avenger: But wait, what about our friends? He flung them to other worlds!
Avenger #536: We’ll just have to go get them.
The last belt, the one that had been around Tipfly’s waist, also vanished. Tipfly sat up, holding his chin, and sighed. He was defeated.
Avenger #536: And that means we’re going home, Tipfly. Our world is back and so is our jail. Which is where YOU are headed.
Tipfly: Son of a bitch.
Paragon: While I am happy to be of assistance where I can, I'm afraid that I must stay on my planet and protect them first. Every second I am gone is another second another Tyrant could rise up.
Avenger #536: Can’t say you wouldn’t make finding them a lot easier, but I get it. I’ll take you back first. Vengy, you watch this one until we get back.
Paragon: Don't fret too much my friends. While I consider myself lucky because of my Powers, I also consider myself lucky because of the side I fight on. The world can be an absolutely beautiful place and as long as there are heroes such as ourselves who are willing to sacrifice to keep Justice and peace throughout the Universe, good will always Prevail over evil. And, if an emergency does arise, and you are in need of a friend indeed, you know where to find PARAGON!
For perhaps only a brief second, an eagle screeching and a heavy metal guitar Rift could be heard over the speech. Jack of Earth #42 stuck out his hand and Avenger took it. He smiled, even though he felt sad at the loss of his friends.
The Avenger: Wow, um...thanks.
Paragon: It's my pleasure my costumed compatriot. Be well friends and May the magnificent mustache watch over you both.
Paragon placed a hand on the shoulder of the larger Avenger and after another button press, they took off, leaving Avenger alone with Tipfly. Avenger went back and sat down, staring at his nemesis.
The Avenger: Just sit there and shut up. You’re in a lot of trouble, mister.
Tipfly: If you think I’m bad...just wait until you get a load of my boss.
The Avenger tilted his head to the side.
The Avenger: Your boss?
Tipfly: Word. She is PURE EVIL.
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Time: Unknown
Location: Unknown
On another earth, in a building’s penthouse much like this one, a feminine figure sat in a chair and watched the altercation on her monitor. Hearing Tipfly even hint that she was the one behind his spree of destroying universes caused her to furrow her brow with concern.
Woman: ... that's just not nice.
She pushed the monitor off of her desk, where it broke, with sparks coming out of the screen’s hole. Lightning flashed behind her, revealing a glimpse of her face. The most evil woman in the entire multiverse, created on Earth #161, the mirror version of our universe.
The woman called…
ADRIENNE LEVI
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AND NOW!
AVENGER SEZ!
The part of our issue where our hero answers all of your fan mail!
Dear Avenger,
How does it feel to be back in Carnage Wrestling? Does the new roster intimidate you?
Bernice Baker, Syracuse, NY.
Well Bernice, it feels pretty great! I know I didn’t have the best run the last time, but I’m refreshed my mission is over and I’m ready to deliver some #JUSTICE! Carnage still feels like home. They like me there. Even Citizen Vegas, no matter how hard he tries to deny it. I’ll win him over one day!
As for the other thing, of course not! I’m a superhero! I mean, that Rat guy is the only one that’s kind of scary, but that was until I realized he wasn’t Citizen Boy! Trust me, you do not want to make that guy mad!
Plus that Alex Winter is definitely a ne'er-do-well! He could sure use some #JUSTICE coming his way!
Dear Avenger,
Congratulations on saving the multiverse! What’s next for you?
Your #1 fan, James Jenning of Hollywood, CA
Thanks, James! Citizens like you really inspire me to be all that I can be! What’s next is finding my friends! And figure out who this evil woman the rapper was talking about is. Maybe it’s another Lucy Wylde. Who knows?
Speaking of women, I have a match at Chaos 100! They couldn’t have one without a superhero! I’m facing Kat Jones, who, in spite of her name, is not a cat. She’s not even feline! I looked into it. That’s a shame, it would have given her nine lives and everything! But she is my very next opponent and I look forward to showing her what a guy with superpowers can do!
Avenger,
Kat recently said on Twitter that she doesn’t deserve justice because she didn’t do anything bad. How can you go against her?
Laura Griffith, New York, New York
Laura, #JUSTICE is more than just actual justice. It’s me kicking some butt, fairly, in a wrestling ring! Since she’s my opponent, she will get some of that sweet, sweet justice. But then I will resume my patrol and stop actual villains.
Anyway, who says Kat isn’t bad? Her? You know bad guys lie, right? But I’m willing to give her a chance to prove it. If she competes against me and we have a fun time out there, then I’ll simply win, shake her hand and tell the world she was one of the good ones. If she tries anything funny, I’ll still win, but make sure she pays for it.
I know it’s complicated, but trust me, my SUPER-LOGIC makes it all make sense.
Avenger:
I’m not even sure why I’m writing this. But what the #%#@ did I read in that trade paperback?
Eric "GI" Lee, Jersey City, New Jersey
Citizen GI! You shouldn’t use such language! This is a children’s book!
But thanks for the plug! That’s right kids, Volume 1 of my adventures is still available through TPB, courtesy of CARNAGE COMICS. Just, um, don’t tell C$J I commandeered some of his marketing funds for the book! A non-corrupt President wouldn’t care, as it’s all for the greater good. But he doesn’t seem very nice.
WOW! What an exciting first issue of the second volume of AvengerVerse! Don’t forget to check out issue 2, where our hero will begin another journey through the multiverse to find his friends. And just who was that evil lady, anyway? That can’t really be her name!
Plus there’s Chaos 100, where the Avenger will SUPER-STOMP the nefarious Kat Jones (if that’s her real name) into defeat!
Come back next time for AVENGERVERSE, VOLUME 2, ISSUE 2!
Last Edit: Nov 11, 2020 22:07:00 GMT -5 by The Avenger
Kat has been on a roll in Carnage so far.. And while she is getting a bit annoyed with all of those that think they know better and trying to tell her what to do or more so what not to do.. She is having fun.. And she knows the fun is only getting started as she will be receiving more comments surely in the days to follow Chaos 100.. But on this supercard show she has another match.. This time however she is facing a superhero overall good guy… And well.. Kat is anything but a good girl.. She can be nice when she wants to be.. But those times are few and far between and never with her opponents.. Her friends are mostly outside of Carnage.. Why.. Because she knows she will destroy friendships over a match win.. She tends to provoke the worst out of people.. A natural born villain at heart..
Normally Kat would have been working out at HellsGate with Whisper and Kim but she had not spoken to them since the conversation they had before Kat left for Chaos 99.. To be honest Kat was still a bit pissed off.. Sure they had tried to call her several times and Kim had even dropped by the house but had missed Kat as she was running in the mountains.. The note she left pinned to the door said to call but she did not.. She was getting sick and tired of being treated like a fucking superstar when it comes to the inring portion of her job but treated like a little girl to the out of the ring part.. Kat knows what she is getting herself into and she knows it will come with highs and lows.. She is not a naive little 18 year old mommy’s princess or daddy’s angel.. Hell it pissed her the hell off when her dad called her princess.. Still would.. But then again she doesn’t hear much from him nowadays.. So instead of a high tech training facility she is running in the mountains and using the limited means of the weight room she has at home.. Not wanting to deal with the bitching and moaning about her choices for a bit.. She knew she was going to get plenty of that in the days to come.. And with good reason..
Contrary to her hectic and crazy persona the Kat Jones you see, at home she lives a quiet life.. One she chose for herself.. Secluded from the outside world she has her mountain home far enough removed from town that not just anyone would make it up her mountain.. Sure she has friends and family who would drop by and stay for a few days.. Usually to lick their wounds or to mend their broken hearts crashing at her place as they sort themselves out.. It may seem out of character for the ruthless and heartless bitch that Kat is inside the ring.. But to those rare few she has let into her life that is just how she is.. She doesn’t ask why they come.. She never asks how long they will stay.. She has often said her mountain home is a place to heal.. She did.. Physically at least…
Her family is a strange one and to try and explain it would be a nightmare.. Regardless… The family she shows to the world is one she chose for herself.. She long since realised that they are not always there.. But she would always be there for them.. She has no idea where her brother went off to.. They were supposed to come to Carnage together and something happened.. From one day to the next she was alone.. And she had not heard much from Cy since.. A single sign of life and that was all she heard in the past month.. It is not out of the norm for that to happen.. They have been without contact for months at a time before and it never failed that he pops up again when she least expects him to.. So basically he will drop in any time now and probably will be just as pissed off at Kat as the rest soon will be.. The difference being that he won’t try and stop her from doing whatever she needs to do.. That is just how they are.. Not everyone gets it.. But they both have seen the other do a lot of crazy and stupid things before.. And will more likely than not see it happen a lot more.. But until that day comes… Kat will fight.. As that is what she does..
Palisade, Colorado
The scenery was a little different from the norm and perhaps fitting with this haunting month of October.. The pitch black sky with not a star in sight as the clouds hid them from the view.. The sounds of the forest the only thing heard as you see Kat sitting outside on the deck of her mountain home.. The screech of an eagle.. The howl of a lone wolf further up the mountain.. The rustling of the trees in the wind.. Scary as they may be to some, however for Kat this was the sound of home..The only light coming from the fire in the pit that was made on her deck.. The wooden lounge chairs darkened by the lack of light made for an eerie picture as nothing else could be seen.. Kat with her dark nearly black eyes and pitch black hair looked at the camera aimed at her with a smirk on her face.. As she began to speak it was in a soft voice..
Kat : I have to fight the caped crusader of Carnage Wrestling this week on Chaos.. One that claims to be changing the wrestling industry and getting justice for those wronged.. But why are you dispensing justice against me Avenger… I have yet to do anything wrong.. I came to Carnage Wrestling quietly.. Did my job and won my matches.. Kept my nose out of other people’s business.. Did not even cheat to win.. So what justice did you have to dish out.. Nothing.. You have zero reason to come after me to dish out some justice but yet it was you boasting about it on twitter..
Kat tilted her head a little her voice stayed soft as she looked genuinely curious..
Kat : What did you hope to accomplish with that claim.. I have not been bad at all yet.. Hell I helped a distraught Mitch Heart.. He was so worried he could not think straight and I helped him find Knox and find out about his buddy’s status in the hospital.. I even tried to talk a drunk of his ass Knox into logging off his twitter with his drunken rant.. What about that was so bad exactly? Or maybe that I told the truth to my opponents that I may not be as big as they are or even as fast depending on which opponent we talk about.. But I warned them that I would outsmart them on wrestling knowledge.. Was that a bad thing to do..
Kat shrugged before sighing deeply.. Glaring to the camera before speaking in a harder tone of voice..
Kat : I had done nothing wrong.. I am not going to claim innocence as I am far from it.. But when people come at me they have reason to.. You did it just because you are the good guy.. Well less good in my opinion for claiming wrong doings when there was none.. I am not a good girl and I am more than sure that I will be doing plenty to seek justice for soon enough.. But as of yet there is nothing to your claim and it only serves to piss me off.. But still I am going to give you a friendly warning.. I have said it before and I will say it again.. I never underestimate anyone in this business as that is just plain stupid and I am anything but stupid..
And while I may have a better track record currently than you have I am not going to overlook the fact that you have talent.. You just lack the drive and commitment to actually make it in this industry.. You see all the talent in the world will never beat someone who has talent and worked hard.. You have a split mind.. You are not a hundred percent committed to the wrestling industry and because of that you are dividing your attention.. While I have seen many work more than one federation at a time they are fully committed to the business and that pays off as they live and breath for this game we all play… And you do not.. You have a long history of losing but you did not gain a wrestling contract to become the locker room punching bag.. You got the talent.. But not the focus.. Your precious multiverse and active search for a tag team partner will keep your mind off the problem at hand… Me!
Kat sniggered and leaned closer to the fire.. The flames dancing in her dark eyes and she smirked..
Kat : Do not think for a single second that I am a good girl.. I am not.. I will gladly show you just how evil and crazy I am.. I have not yet shown the full effect to anyone in Carnage and I am sure they will get a dose of that very soon.. You for the time being should be glad that we do not have special stipulations on our match as I can get very creative in my delivery of pain and torment.. You may be the man that brings justice.. I am the woman that dishes out pain.. I know you are failing in the justice department because there have been injustices happening in Carnage left and right and you were nowhere to be found.. And now you are back flying in trying to get the fans to rally behind you because you are a mister good guy.. Well mister good guy.. Guess what.. There are about 1000 different ways I can twist and mangle your body into a broken heap of torn ligaments and dislocated joints that are all legal inside the ring..
You see that is what I love about wrestling the most.. The often forgotten art of submission wrestling.. Where you bend and twist and make your opponent go to their absolute limit and then push them beyond it until they beat the canvas like a drum to get themselves out of the human pretzel they have become.. That is the game I play best..
Kat’s evil nature was shining through more and more as she spoke in a deadly whisper..
Kat : I have yet to play with my victims really.. But you with one single unjust tweet made me want to tear your limbs straight from your carcass.. But alas I have to stick to the normal rules and we do not get to have more creative time together.. Which is probably a good thing as you good guys do not handle my type of fun so well.. It usually causes headaches because of the whining, bitching and moaning that follows it.. Or drunken rants on twitter.. But I think you will be more of the excuses type.. So what is the excuse going to be.. That you had some other fight for the good of the multiverse to deal with and you were weakened.. Or maybe that you underestimated the amount of evil that possesses me? Or maybe just maybe you will surprise me and admit you got outwrestled by a woman that is smaller, lighter but smarter than you..
Kat’s chuckles are void of emotion and just sound off..
Kat : Where you want to fight the good fight, I want to cause pain.. Where you have justice and all things good on your mind.. I have inflicting pain, mayhem and chaos on mine.. The name of the show is Chaos after all.. And it is perfect to describe me.. While on one hand I can be the best friend in the world to those I hold dear and closest to me.. I can be the worlds biggest pain in the ass to deal with to those that are in my way.. And for now.. You are in my way.. Which means you are now a problem to be dealt with.. So as you are the superhero… I will become a supervillain.. You wanted to paint me as the bad girl well now here is your reason why you should have done it..
Kat’s eyes glare towards the camera with deadly intentions showing in it’s intensity..
Kat : When I want to I can be the most evil and deadly woman in this entire federation.. I am from a family of villains and I was born with the most sadistic mind to ever grace this federation.. While most are happy to be considered evil and bad by cheating to win I win by making my opponents wish they never signed to this federation to begin with.. I revel in their cries and screams of pain that I unleash by bending their bodies in ways it is not supposed to.. I should be considered as evil because I live for causing pain.. I shine brightest when my victims scream until their vocal cords give out.. I thrive when my opponents are twisted into a pretzel and beg and plead for me to end their misery.. And I love denying them that relief.. And while I have to play nicely this time around.. No use of fun weapons to break bones and shatter dreams with.. No chance for me to skin your worthless carcass alive.. I am however perfectly able to cause pain without getting disqualified.. While you like to jump and fly about the ring.. I learned how to ground the little birdies and how to rip out their wings..
Kat ended the sentence on a hiss and the smirk she had on her face becomes an evil grimace..
Kat : While most just learned to wrestle, I learned how to destroy the human body.. I have spent years perfecting that and I am damn good at it.. And while I have not shown that side to me in Carnage before, there are a few here in Carnage that have seen it happen.. And you will be the first to feel it.. And at the end of the match you will be moaning in pain, laying in a heap of dislocated joints and torn ligaments begging for mercy.. Maybe the referee will have some.. As I sure won’t.. Welcome to your nightmare.. Welcome to a new era in Carnage Wrestling.. Be ready.. Be ready to kneel down to the Queen of Pain.. Kneel down bitch!
With that said Kat shut off the camera..
She grabbed her whiskey off the floor of the deck and raised it up to the sky and saluted.. A silent toast to good fortune for those rare few that will stick with Kat after this is all said and done.. She already knows there won’t be too many of them.. Luckily for her the ones she cares about the most have done way worse than this and would not even be remotely troubled by it.. More like they will be entertained by it.. Her mood was about as dark as the sky outside.. All those people that came to her about her choosing wisely who she is friends with.. Fuck them all.. She befriends who ever the fuck she wants to and nobody is going to tell her who to talk to.. Instead of making her see reason as they were wanting to do.. They only pushed her towards that choice.. Some will never learn.. If you force Kat to pick a side.. You are going to find yourself on the opposite side of her.. She grabbed her phone and dialed the number given to her in DM..
Kat : You got time to talk now.. Okay.. What is the plan for 100..
Kat’s evil grin widened more and more as the plan was laid out..
Kat : Sounds good.. No I got it covered.. No problem.. Okay.. I will talk to you after then..
Kat hung up the phone and smirked.. This was going to be fun.. She was slowly sipping her drink and had no idea that someone was sneaking up on her.. Someone she knows very well and her dogs did not even bark for.. As she finished her whiskey and put it down on the table near her she saw a shape behind her but was too late as she was grabbed in a near naked choke hold and dragged to the ground.. She struggled and fought the hold until she smelled the cologne on the man and let herself slump.. He had it in tight and she tapped the arm.. He gave her room to breath but wrapped his legs around her.. His voice a soft hiss in her ear..
Cyrus : What are you doing Kat…
Kat : Hi to you as well big brother..
Cyrus : We have spend months rebuilding the relationship between us and them… And you do not answer their calls…
Kat : Whisper send you huh..
Cyrus : No… Kim did.. Why are you not answering them..
Kat rolled her eyes and turned in his hold.. Took a bit to twist herself to face him.. She looked into his eyes.. They seem to others as cold eyes but not to her as she can read him well.. She looked for a moment before snuggling into his arms..
Kat : For the longest time I have accepted being treated as the youngest.. Being somewhat protected and mentored for what seems ages now was good.. But I am not some naive little girl.. I am in a new fed with all new people and new dynamics and I had just agreed to talk to a guy and I was already being told what to do.. What not to do.. Who I could or couldn’t talk to.. What side to choose.. And I am sick of it.. I am not 18 years old and wet behind the ears.. My days of being an innocent are so far away from me it is beyond funny.. I was still being treated as a little girl that would not recognise how bad it could get..
Cyrus : You never said anything before..
Kat : When I had the world title around my waist I was their pride and joy and I was not commented on.. When I had signed with those companies they knew they were all good with me not being a good girl.. But when I show that I am a natural born villain.. Like you… Like Dakota.. And when it looks like I might do something that will shake this company up.. That is when I was treated like I was an ignorant little girl..
Cyrus : So you snapped..
Kat : I lashed out.. I can accept that you will always be the overprotective big brother outside of the ring.. But you have also respected that I am not a little girl and that I know what I am doing.. Or in this case.. Going to do..
Cyrus : You know that I will be there for you no matter what.. I always have and I always will.. You were there for me when I made mistakes and got hurt.. As you were there when I triumphed.. So how have you been doing in Carnage..
Kat : I had 2 matches so far.. Both were triple threat match..
Cyrus : You won…
Kat nodded holding him tighter..
Kat : Yeah I won.. I missed you.. I always do when you are away.. I sold the place in Vegas.. Going to use the money to get a place in Baltimore.. I hate hotels.. And that is where they set up their base..
Cyrus : Is there room for me in that place..
Kat looked up at him with one of those expressions on her face that clearly said.. Did you need to ask…
Kat : I always got room for you.. Speaking off room.. Mind moving this off my deck floor.. I will grab you a drink and get myself a refill.. And then you can talk about what kept you so long..
They untangled themselves and as Kat opened the door to the house Riddle and Dakota bounded out and jumped on Cy.. While he was playing with them Kat went into the kitchen and grabbed a drink for both of them.. She looked out the window seeing the dogs and her brother rough-housing on the deck and she smirked.. This is going to be interesting.. Now if she can get him to sign a contract in Carnage with her… That would be fun..